You forget the "Are you Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander?". Answering that question affirmatively is like flipping a coin though. You either get free money or free accommodation in a cage.
Mums' who get knocked up more than once and can't afford it should be forced to have their vaginal flaps stapled together. By the time they've had two deformities exit their cavity it's not worth penetrating them again anyway.
And people on low wages should compromise. Bread, water, tent and an apple shouldn't cost more than $20 a week and will see you survive longer than we'd hoped for. You can make that money so damn easily by scrounging public parks for coins, requesting refunds from vending machine companies and bartering restorable trash.
Fuck I love living on the North Shore.