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Cadetships 2008/09 (1 Viewer)
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miss-smexy
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Re: Cadetships 2007
Stole this off a friend XD
It might have been posted before...
Am I an Auditor or a Prostitute?
1. You work very odd hours.
2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
3. You are paid well but your pimp (read: Partner) gets most of the money.
4. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended.
6. You are not proud of what you do.
7. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
8. It's difficult to have a family.
9. You have no job satisfaction.
10. If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.
11. You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
12. People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it.
13. Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
14. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
15. Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or Jaguars.
16. Your pimp encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to ease the pain of it all.
17. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.
18. When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).
19. You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.
20. Even though you get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks away smiling.
21. The client always thinks your "cut" of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
22. When you deduct your "take" from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.
23. Your pimp seems to often abuse you, forgetting that without you, he would not have a business.
24. You do all the real work, but the pimp has a higher stigma and more money, and really just has to "coordinate" the work for you. Sometimes, you wonder if you could just make more money pimping out yourself.
25. You get so brainwashed into the lifestyle, that you don't realize that life can be better, until it is too late.
26. Personal time, or a work/life balance, is meaningless to your pimp, all he cares about is satisfying the clients, despite how many times he tells you he loves you.
27. After a few years, you find that all your non-prostitute friends are no longer your friends, because you lost touch and your schedule and lifestyle was difficult to manage, and you find that you associate primarily with other prostitutes.
28. The turnover rate is ridiculously high. Everyone thinks they can do it for a few years, no problem, but after just a few clients railing you, many break under the pressure, or quit for a better life.
29. Most of the time, your job could be performed by a well-trained monkey.
30. You thought college was a waste of time.
Stole this off a friend XD
It might have been posted before...
Am I an Auditor or a Prostitute?
1. You work very odd hours.
2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
3. You are paid well but your pimp (read: Partner) gets most of the money.
4. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended.
6. You are not proud of what you do.
7. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
8. It's difficult to have a family.
9. You have no job satisfaction.
10. If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.
11. You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
12. People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it.
13. Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
14. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
15. Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or Jaguars.
16. Your pimp encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to ease the pain of it all.
17. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.
18. When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).
19. You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.
20. Even though you get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks away smiling.
21. The client always thinks your "cut" of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
22. When you deduct your "take" from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.
23. Your pimp seems to often abuse you, forgetting that without you, he would not have a business.
24. You do all the real work, but the pimp has a higher stigma and more money, and really just has to "coordinate" the work for you. Sometimes, you wonder if you could just make more money pimping out yourself.
25. You get so brainwashed into the lifestyle, that you don't realize that life can be better, until it is too late.
26. Personal time, or a work/life balance, is meaningless to your pimp, all he cares about is satisfying the clients, despite how many times he tells you he loves you.
27. After a few years, you find that all your non-prostitute friends are no longer your friends, because you lost touch and your schedule and lifestyle was difficult to manage, and you find that you associate primarily with other prostitutes.
28. The turnover rate is ridiculously high. Everyone thinks they can do it for a few years, no problem, but after just a few clients railing you, many break under the pressure, or quit for a better life.
29. Most of the time, your job could be performed by a well-trained monkey.
30. You thought college was a waste of time.
WainwrightL
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Re: Cadetships 2007
Hey, Yeh I applied for middle market as well, and havent recieved a call yet either..Hopefully sometime this arvo.
Hey, Yeh I applied for middle market as well, and havent recieved a call yet either..Hopefully sometime this arvo.
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Re: Cadetships 2007
So Walter Turnbull has started calling? Since when?ctkid said:
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ive heard from grant thornton too.ctkid said:
Re: Cadetships 2007
and about walter turnbull, some1 in thsi thread mentioned a earlier that they have sent out interviews...i personally didnt receive 1 so i cant confirm it...bt jz from reading the thread thats what i got out
ye sorri my bad, grant thornton aswelljojusneedssleep said:
and about walter turnbull, some1 in thsi thread mentioned a earlier that they have sent out interviews...i personally didnt receive 1 so i cant confirm it...bt jz from reading the thread thats what i got out
nickwilson
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Re: Cadetships 2007
i got an offer from lawler partners today too
i got an offer from lawler partners today too
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Man i did my KPMG interview yesterday, think i uhh'dd, like'd a bit too much --"
anyway heard a couple of mates got calls already asking them for the 2nd round.
Does this mean i'm out of the running?
this is for melbourne btw
Man i did my KPMG interview yesterday, think i uhh'dd, like'd a bit too much --"
anyway heard a couple of mates got calls already asking them for the 2nd round.
Does this mean i'm out of the running?
this is for melbourne btw
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nah, i didnt apply for them, i've got a couple more interviews but i think ill accept lawler partners i really liked themangel07 said:
cazzy160344
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I've got an interview with Camphin Boston next Monday so yeah, they're ringing lol
I've got an interview with Camphin Boston next Monday so yeah, they're ringing lol
miss-smexy
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I got called up by camphin boston today.
I got called up by camphin boston today.
miss-smexy
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Hey cazzy! cool! =) we got called up by the same firms! XD
Hey cazzy! cool! =) we got called up by the same firms! XD
cazzy160344
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Hmm...I have a feeling I have been rejected by Grant Thornton lol!
Still waiting to hear from a fewww......
Haha yep!!! Anyone else get a buzz from Camphin Boston?miss-smexy said:
Hmm...I have a feeling I have been rejected by Grant Thornton lol!
Still waiting to hear from a fewww......
jojusneedssleep
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can sumone please tell me wat time the info session with grant thornton on wed? i cant find where i wrote it down ...
can sumone please tell me wat time the info session with grant thornton on wed? i cant find where i wrote it down ...