Chemistry Pick up lines (1 Viewer)

[MuffinMan]

As requested by Dreamerish!

 

[Dreamerish*~]

LOL how fabulous
wait till i tell mitochondria. xD

"are you a benzene ring? because you've stiffened my polymer chain!"

 

[MuffinMan]

no problemo

 

[ishq]

lol!
This reminds me of Prelim Chem!

"What does it take to get over your activation energy?"

 

[MuffinMan]

lol look at my sig

I'm a conjugate acid, you're a conjugate base
Let's hook up and create conjugate pairs

 

[ishq]

Your lab or mine?

 

[MuffinMan]

heheh .

 

[mitochondria]

here we go *blush*

hey there girl, it appears to me that you are one of the major sources that increases the entropy of the universe. You see, you are hot and the heat you are releasing is making our universe more disordered.

and someone likes this one:

Oh, you need someone to explain the concept of Chemistry to you? It's simple, just like this... *sits closer*... it's all about attraction Do you want to know more about it?

let me know if they work

 

[Dreamerish*~]

hehehehe

do you wanna join functional groups with me, and let me release a water molecule?

 

[(^o^)]

i think the second one kinda works...

but the conjugate acid/base one is lame to me, too nerdy hahaha.

 

[Casmira]

is that a open valency or are you just happy to see me?

 

[MuffinMan]

dont think any pick up lines work

 

[Dreamerish*~]

are you uranium? cos you're the bomb!

too cheeky '-_-

 

[xiao1985]

lolz omg golden... added to fav =p
@dreamish: mr butt should have some of this kind... omg he's a hilarious character =p

 

[Dreamerish*~]

ooooh i shall go bug him the next chance i get!! xD
and after exams finish on tuesday, i'm gonna go practise titration by myself
xD

this one i made up awhile ago... someone should know

*girl walks past holding a biodegradeable bottle*
guy: *points* PHB!
girl: excuse me?
guy: Polybetahydroxybutanoate.
girl: you nerd!
guy: *blushes* ehehehehehe uh i mean pretty hot butt

 

[Jazz Man Tim]

rofl these are mad funny

 

[Casmira]

Baby are you an electron because you charge me up!

 

[Jazz Man Tim]

honey, were like a galvanic cell, theres obviously electricty flowing between us.

 

[thunderdax]

"You know, I've got one hell of a mass-charge ratio"

 

[xiao1985]

ok these ain't exact pick up lines, but just some random chem jks:

atom A looks very miserable
atom B: "hey dude, wut happened?!"
atom A: "i lost an electron..."
atom B: "are you sure?!"
atom A: " yeh i am positive... "

this one thx to daniella fort of 03, and resent to all fort of 03 via email:
a neutron went to a bar...
neutron: "hey, how much's a serve of scotch cost?"
bartender: "for you?! free of charge..."