A process within which you are clearly second to none.
I guess the earth has revolved around the sun approximately 2004 times, give or take a few weeks, since the birth of someone who may or may not have existed, who may or may not have performed any great feats/miracles, who may or may not be of any significance on any world other than our own-the same someone whose existence has caused a good proportion of the human race to waste bucketloads of cash, "feel very special," stop working, fire up the sky with explosives, invent a lie called Santa in order to inspire kids, sing a few songs that have been repeated ad nauseum, waste electricity and plastic in making Christmas trees, lower the quality of TV, place relentless pressure on airports, increase the scarcity of oil/petrol quicker, bring on double demerits, place seldom-experienced pressure on highways; and all this because the earth has reached a position in relation to the sun, relatively similar to what it was approximately 2004 revolutions ago, whereupon that "someone" presumably existed.
everi time i c it i think of green day...
