Compiliation of the Most Entertaining Captain Speeches (1 Viewer)

[alex4nder]

Post the funniest, interesting, entertaining and weirdest captain speeches that you have heard here!

Personally, my captain's speech regarded leadership during the 'impending zombie apocalypse' and why I would be the best leader in this situation hahaha

Post away!

 

[anomalousdecay]

In my graduation speech:


"So you all know I'm an extension maths student. Lets crunch some numbers!"

I did a whole arm movement with it and everything. Everyone laughed lol. Some of the parents were like "wtf is he doing?"

Then they saw my first place in 4-unit and they all understood lol.

Then later on in the speech I had "like tears in the rain" prompting the English Advanced students to laugh.

I had "So is 13 an unlucky number? I hope not; an ATAR of 13 won't suffice anyone"

Then the other captain said towards our year adviser that "We will miss your bad taste in sarcastic jokes...."

Everyone liked it and was happy with our speech.

 

[QZP]

^ hahahaha loved the number-crunching joke (dry humor).

Just wondering, do dux's at your schools get speeches?

 

[anomalousdecay]

^ hahahaha loved the number-crunching joke (dry humor).

The number crunching was about the number 13 lol.

Just wondering, do dux's at your schools get speeches?

Nah. They usually just become guests or are part of the welcoming party at presentation days.
I can't wait for ATAR's to see if I get dux or not.

 

[nexusbrah]

Turned my school into my gf.

Notsureifishouldposit

*Vicecaptain