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Shadowdude

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So should condoms actually. They're made in Thailand anyway, I'm surprised they aren't cheaper.

Someone should make a "condoms" thread.
I'm interested in people's preference for brand/style.
So uhh... brand and style. Which do we prefer?

Now, as someone who's never used any of these things before - I like the ones that work, personally.


/me nods

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aren't you an asian?

*dick joke*
 

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I have one in stow. Mature Lamb chucked one in my bag at O-Week, and I've kept it since because I haven't really needed to use it...

It's "Family Planning NSW" brand.
 

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I meant someone who had a clue. Sorry, champ.
 

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I know ur not Indian but im sure its still just as applicable:

Indian women also run an outsize risk of unwanted pregnancy and sexually transmitted disease, including a high rate of HIV/AIDS. One cause is that Indian men’s condoms malfunction more than 15 percent of the time. Why such a high fail rate? According to the Indian Council of Medical Research, some 60 percent of Indian men have penises too small for the condoms manufactured to fit World Health Organization Specs…”The condom,” declared one of the researchers, “is not optimized for India.”
~ Superfreakonomics
 

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I meant someone who had a clue. Sorry, champ.
You deceived me! =(

I know ur not Indian but im sure its still just as applicable:

Indian women also run an outsize risk of unwanted pregnancy and sexually transmitted disease, including a high rate of HIV/AIDS. One cause is that Indian men’s condoms malfunction more than 15 percent of the time. Why such a high fail rate? According to the Indian Council of Medical Research, some 60 percent of Indian men have penises too small for the condoms manufactured to fit World Health Organization Specs…”The condom,” declared one of the researchers, “is not optimized for India.”
~ Superfreakonomics
And 60% of 500 million Indian men are knocked down a peg or two...
 

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Protip: Four Seasons condoms are shit.
 

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That's Riproot, not Arcorn. Unless he's hiding something from us!
 

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My newest conjecture is that they all wish they could be as interesting as me.
 

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thank god for constant masturbation

it has saved countless women from being raping by shadowdude
 

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Don't you mean sinophile?

I'd opine over them in song and prose rather than rape them, remember? Raping and actually touching them is a sinophile thing to do.
 

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