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Cum - to spit or to swallow? (1 Viewer)

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Pacchiru

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HalcyonSky said:
you're like, a guy pretending to be a chick

yeah, you spend too much time on the internet.


edit: dyke?
 

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lol @ thread.

I don't need to put my P in a V, i need to B my L on someones T's.
 

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chicky_pie said:
When he's about to cum, stick a tooth pick inside his pee hole, that way his cum will go back inside his balls.
Jesus son of Mary. Girls, she's kidding! You are aren't you? :uhoh:
 
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chicky_pie said:
When he's about to cum, stick a tooth pick inside his pee hole, that way his cum will go back inside his balls.
honestly, even thinking about that hurts

related: have you seen kidsinasandbox.net
 

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chicky_pie said:
When he's about to cum, stick a tooth pick inside his pee hole, that way his cum will go back inside his balls.
Almost as gross as my idea of vomiting all over his penis just afterwards... :(
 

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chicky_pie said:
When he's about to cum, stick a tooth pick inside his pee hole, that way his cum will go back inside his balls.
No, all that will happen is he will get a urinary tract infection if he doesn't piss it all out, and possibly beat the shit out of you for being such a stupid cunt.
 

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Wow 4 people quoted me in a ROW over my joke, magic LOL.
As for a girl when she 'cums', my boyfriend would shove his fist into my vagina preventing me from squirting all over the place.
 

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Zingy said:
No, all that will happen is he will get a urinary tract infection if he doesn't piss it all out, and possibly beat the shit out of you for being such a stupid cunt.

a 14 year old boy can't beat up a 20 year old girl, look it up.
 

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chicky_pie said:
a 14 year old boy can't beat up a 20 year old girl, look it up.
yeah, but a 20 year old girl can beat off a 14 year old boy, look it up.
 

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back tothe conversation half way through this thread, 2funny bloopers i've watched involved one with the camera man accidently copping the load. and the other one where the 2girls are blindfolded and then one realises the other one is their daughter.
 

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chicky_pie said:
You'll thank me later if you do decide to perform this act on your boyfriend. :)
I thought we'd already established that I'm gay?

I will thank you if I ever do get horny for men... which probably isn't going to happen.
 

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