Do you write faster when you gotta go toilet? (1 Viewer)

[Freakyboy]

No I'm actually completely serious. Today was the first day in my life in which I actually finished my english paper (area of study) and did not need to keep writing even after the teacher said "Pens down".

Why??

Because I forgot to urinate before the exam.

I swear. I have never paced myself so much during an exam before. My hands were burning from my writing speed (I'm a very slow writer), and I just kept on going, all the meanwhile thinking "Damn I gotta take a piss!". Managed to get an 11 page essay down in around 40 mins-- my all time record!!

And the minute we were allowed out, I bolted for the toilet like a bat out of hell (accidentally taking out a year 8 kid in the process-- but it was a worthy sacrifice...)

Any of you guys ever experienced such a feeling?

 

[BackCountrySnow]

hahahaha
wtf?!?

never happened to me.
Every time I've needed to piss bad I just went to the toilet...
strange as that may seem.. haha.

 

[x.Exhaust.x]

LOL lets put it to the test .

 

[m&ss2008]

i actually write slower when im dying to go to the toilet. i think my mind wanders and i start feeling sorry for myself that i cant relieve myself.

 

[lyounamu]

You would write faster, however, the quality would deteriorate as you write.

 

[Aerath]

I dunno - never tried it.
I know I write faster when there's like 5 mins left in the exam.

 

[tommykins]

11 pages in 40 minutes, I call bullshit.

 

[.x.Cookie.x.]

11 pages in 40 minutes, I call bullshit.

So do i.

I wrote 11 for English yesterday in two hours.

 

[Jess007]

yeh never had to write under those conditions haha but yeh i write faster when ive just remember something extra to write... ahh i hate those.. they brain wave comes in the last 2 mins.. THANKS BRAIN!!

 

[BackCountrySnow]

I know I write faster when there's like 5 mins left in the exam.

i know!
it's crazy how fast your hand can write if there's five mis left and you have half an essay to complete

 

[undalay]

11 pages in 40 minutes, I call bullshit.

you'd be suprised.

 

[tommykins]

you'd be suprised.

If you're handwriting is obscenely huge, then still very unlikely.

Assuming 300 words a page, you're telling me you'd be able to write 82.5 WPM? That's faster than me typing casually, and I type at 115WPM.

Lets dumb it down to 250 worsd a page (which is I believe true). 68.75 WPM, that is solely writing non-stop without any rest and without thinking.

If it was 9-10, I'd say its possible but 11 is just ridiculous.

 

[xJennax]

Lol that's funny.

I don't write faster if I need to go, coz we're not allowed to go and I'd get all nervous knowing I couldn't, lol.

 

[cal-]

in a 3 hour exam i have to piss twice, it doesn't make me write faster, it just makes me associate everything with how good that piss would be.

 

[danielle69]

yeh, i write slower when i need to take a dump




NAWT!! i odnt take dumps altogether hahahha

 

[Ms. BRIGHTSIDE]

yeh, i write slower when i need to take a dump




NAWT!! i odnt take dumps altogether hahahha

You sound like a pretty classy lady.

 

[sonyaleeisapixi]

11 pages in 40 minutes, I call bullshit.

i have large handwriting and i squeeze five to six words a lines and i easy write 12 pages in a little over fourty minutes.

 

[tommykins]

Course, but that means (a page has 33 lines) 6*33 = 198 words per page, disregarding spaces for paragraphs etc.

Whatever, I'm pretty much over it, 11 pages or 6 pages, its the content that matters.

 

[Jachie]

i get to type for exams so haha i write heaps but i can't compare pages coz you can fit sooooo much more on a line than you poor writers.

yeah except i don't envy you at all and strongly question the myth that typing gives you any kind of decent advantage, so yeah i'll throw one big "who the fuck cares" your way.

 

[bvl]

i have large handwriting and i squeeze five to six words a lines and i easy write 12 pages in a little over fourty minutes.

HOLY FUCK your writings huge. i mean i have big handwriting, but not that big.


on topic-i write faster, but when i write fast i have the interesting tndancy that my writing starts to go at an angle. it ends up looking like a note thats interupted halfway and the p
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awls down the page. so i make sure i pee before every exam.

ok damm i didn't get the effect i was looking for.