Essential Items for ANU (1 Viewer)

[smegger_em]

Items Most Freqently Borrowed From Me:
- toasted sandwich-maker (gives you huge boost in your hall hierachy - the people come to you)
- vegetable peeler
- hair dryer
- shoe polish (before job iterviews)

I would also definetly recomend a kettle, a lot of things to stick up to hide the ugly walls and a small fridge

 

[neo o]

Are you able to use the kitchen in catered halls? I suppose not eh

I'll need a fridge for beer and cheese. :uhhuh: mm. cheese.

 

[Xayma]

is there anyway of getting a scholarship for accomodation if u live outta canberra?

There are the commonwealth learning scholarships.

More speficially the CAS, you will be looking for. It is about $4000 I think but Im not sure on the exact critera.

 

[mcdickpants 2.5]

anti rape kit.
especially if you're a dude.
and stay away from the rape oval at all times.

they're my only words of advice

 

[Bolkonski]

now now, we don't want to scare people away from ANU

 

[mack]

Yes we do. Got to keep the cutoffs low.

 

[Callistogenic]

Anti-rape kit?
The rape oval...? Hmmm...

 

[paper cup]

now now, we don't want to scare people away from ANU

DUDE SHUT UP

 

[hipsta_jess]

what lovely parents!

i could really exploit my parents (in that they beg me to let them support me) but i dont......that would be mean!

You couldn't get into law on your own academic merit, so Daddy is paying full-fee, but noooo, thats not exploitation

 

[Bolkonski]

fine fine...

 

[mack]

Remember, Canberra is a vile hole full of bum-raping hillbillies.

 

[Ziff]

If you hang around the bus interchanges you will be raped and you will be murdered.

 

[gemita]

Especially if you're a law student. Didn't anybody hear about that scandal a few years ago with the ANU law student who drugged and murdered her boyfriend? It could happen to you, kids...

 

[Ziff]

So ANU's law faculty is actually breeding dangerous anti-social deviants? Interesting! I guess that's what happens when you learn Commonwealth laws...

 

[Bolkonski]

and just watch out... those public servants all did law at anu too.

 

[neo o]

http://www.anu.edu.au/polsci/marx/gayleft/

To be honest, I'm not sure what scares me more.

 

[Bolkonski]

oh... you should be even more scared around student election times... then they actually talk to you... and give you... bits of paper!

I would be more scared of the idiocy of the socialist alternative myself.
but thats my opinion.

 

[Silver Persian]

I heard John Howard lives in Canberra too.

 

[Ziff]

I heard John Howard lives in Canberra too.

No, he lives in Kiribilli house in Sydney at the taxpayers expense but good try.

 

[Iron]

I'd like to announce that I just bought a bike. A beautiful bike. A wicked, wicked MONSTER of a bike. It is red (the fastest colour) and although the words "Maniac" and "Radical" are glazed all over the bloody thing, it still impresses in spite of them.
Go out and take advantage of the bargains before they end (Jan 5th?)