Fav. Teacher sayings? (1 Viewer)

[Kulazzi]

textiles teacher says this everytime after explaining something to us:

"Doooo Youuuuuu Understaaaaaand?????"

it's like as if she thinks we're aliens

 

[ameh]

"OI PSSHHH STOP IT U GIRLS"

"can u hear me"


"stop it"

 

[chepas]

Haha... good thread...

My music teacher is just a WEALTH of these -

+ Arms up in front of Concert Band ready to conduct: "I'm not just standing here drying my wings" and "I'm not just sitting here like a shag on a rock".

+ Vocal group rehearsal - enunciation for dummies: "Role your tongue around your arse" (then we realised she was saying " r's ". Very funny in the moment )

+ Stage band reh.: "Stick that thing in your mouth and blow."

 

[this_guy]

i had a maths teacher who used to add "is that ok?" to the end of every single sentence.

 

[kow_dude]

My Chem teacher : "The HSC is so easy that it's ridiculous"

 

[lengstar]

we used to pulverise our naive maths teacher in year 7 because he didn't understand slang or cryptic words

 

[KiZZoR]

haha my construction teacher always says "Gentleman"...

another teacher says "shhh" and "I give u green slip" (green slip is a lunch time detention slip) For the same teacher we counted him saying "shhh" appox 271 times in a double lesson (90 minutes)

 

[Jono]

my ancient teacher has a habit of saying "SERIOUSLY!" quite often...

and my business teacher often uses the expression, "you loafers"

 

[Aerials]

my modern teacher has heaps and he uses like examples from the topic. For instance some are:

"Your lips are turning purple from a lack of oxygen"

"Off the cuff and on the run" - when he makes a call

"Looks like we're gonna have a human meat-market here soon" - In relation to the starving Russians who had to turn to cannibalism.

there are many, many more.

 

[ZeGoat]

Business Studies Student Teacher - "I have eyes like abat so dont try and do something stupid. Now copy down what i write on the blackboard". the only problem was that it was a whiteboard.... she also says "quieeet" in the most whining voice...

 

[Persephone87]

Originally posted by chepas
Haha... good thread...

My music teacher is just a WEALTH of these -

+ Arms up in front of Concert Band ready to conduct: "I'm not just standing here drying my wings" and "I'm not just sitting here like a shag on a rock".

+ Vocal group rehearsal - enunciation for dummies: "Role your tongue around your arse" (then we realised she was saying " r's ". Very funny in the moment )

+ Stage band reh.: "Stick that thing in your mouth and blow."

Silly! I had a teacher once who had a lisp...but thats not funny I suppose.

Originally posted by KiZZoR
haha my construction teacher always says "Gentleman"...

We are always referred to as "Ladies".

 

[*girl04*]

^^ we get "girls" sometimes and "ladies" at others. depends whether we are being good or bad!

 

[parallel vision]

teacher takes discman from student
student: i need that on the way home! its an hour train ride!
teacher: my heart bleeds..
student: miss!
teacher: drip...drip...drip

and our english teacher says 'for instance' in every setence. we counted once, but i forgot how many it was..

 

[_muse_]

advanced english teacher:

"In all seriousness guys..."

we counted 35 times in a 50 minute lesson

 

[jhakka]

My Year 7 geography teacher used to say "Cool bananas." That was cool.

My IPT teacher says the funniest stuff, though. He should be Prime Minister.

 

[santaslayer]

My Accounting tutor: "VB, Guiness and Hieniken".

 

[RUB!X]

"What are you haaaaaaaaaaaaa" in strong fresh filo accent
"Are you a bystander haaaaaaaaaaa" in strong fresh filo accent
"You think i am the lowest form of the animal haaaaaaaaaa" in strong fresh filo accent
"Thisssssssss wwwwwwwwaaaaaaannnnnn (one) in strong fresh filo accent

 

[Bizzy Bone]

LOL

ah yeah i 4got 2 add: our extension english teacher, makes extremely lame jokes, expecting ppl 2 laugh "dont all crack up at once.."

And to encourage us to write more in our extended responses he'll say, "Fill the HSC hamburger...the more filling, the more satisfaction for markers!"

 

[chepas]

The filling^ made me think of one of our French Ext teachers about the prescribed text.

"You have to pull all the stuff out of the crab" in reference to the film and talk about techniques, interaction, dialogue etc... but the thing is, she has an accent and it always sounded like crab = crap... so we all thought it was really funny that this rather proper lady was saying 'crap', until we discovered she was metaphorically talking aobut a crab!!!

TANGENT: What do you call your teachers? Is it always 'Miiiiiiss' and 'Siiiiiir'? Or actually address them with a title and a last name?

Or first-name basis? (admittedly one of them I just call 'Oi, listen to me...' )

 

[Katie123]

Originally posted by chepas
TANGENT: What do you call your teachers? Is it always 'Miiiiiiss' and 'Siiiiiir'? Or actually address them with a title and a last name?

Or first-name basis? (admittedly one of them I just call 'Oi, listen to me...' )

we call one of the teachers robbo which is an abbreviation of his last name

famous things teachers say is
modern teacher : ' Jolly Good'
maths teacher: can you see girls?
substitute bio teacher: 'um' something like 150 times in a lesson
and an english teacher that i had in year 8 : 'nethertheless'