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Originally posted by `|<|2o|\|aLd`
every single y12 teacher "i dont care. its YOUR hsc"
Ah, makes me remember back to year 10 and my geography teacher going, if you don't do this assignment/do well in this test/etc "This will jeopardise your School Certificate." EVERY lesson, at least THREE TIMES :rofl:
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Music teacher: "Now you need to think about just where you're going to stick that Concerto..." ( I think she was talking about putting it into an essay or something :rolleyes: )
I can think of certain concerti that should be stuck somewhere.... :D
 

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On a Friday afternoon leaving English...

"Ok kiddies, it's the weekend, get out there and frolic..."

without fail, every friday...
we often skipped out of the classroom...
 

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"you are by far the lasiest student i've ever had"- made by my old music teacher and made 10 times better by the fact that i'd finished my work and my friend was copying it...lazy my ass


OH YEAH! and the time my drama teacher stuck a note on the door saying we had rehearsals and when some poor little year 7 girl knocked she screamed out "FUCK OFF"
 

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our assistant principal when she reads the daily bulletin at the end of assemblys


"and at the canteen today, sweet thai chilli burger $2.50... if your into that kinda thing"-- lol

"lost property ... if you've lost anything"--lol
 

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You're in YEAR 12!!!!!!!!! (the 12 especially, screamed
.... No dah.

The notice sheet: "Mr B******'s SAC will be in E14 today."
 

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-to american exchange students:
"do u speak much english in your country?"
-"You can leave this school whenever you want!!! Now sit down!!!!!"
these were all said by the portly mrs M**an*d*s....there's sooo many more..we wrote them down on the back of our english books..*wipes tear*
 

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-to american exchange students:
"do u speak much english in your country?"
-"You can leave this school whenever you want!!! Now sit down!!!!!"
-this was on the board...describing some sort of end to some sort of war
"seize fire was announced...."
these were all said by the portly mrs M*******s (who is an english teacher)....there's sooo many more..we wrote them down on the back of our english books..*wipes tear*
 
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^..we saw it the first time :p

eco/biz teacher refering to the greenies (green party):
"bob brown and his bunch of homosexual friends should leave civilisation and live in the jungle!"
 

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year elevens i said year eleveners, all yaer eleven people, do we understand

WE have this teacher, whi instead of calling us "year eleven" calls us "year elevens" hehe it is funny
 

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Originally posted by `|<|2o|\|aLd`
every single y12 teacher "i dont care. its YOUR hsc"
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thats funny to hear, because our teachers care more bout the hsc than us!

e.g THE TEACHERS ARE MORE NERVOUS THAN THE STUDENTS before the hsc exams. all the teachers are like, i hope i taught them well, i hope they do good, i hope they dont fail, i i hope they dont pass all their other subs and fail mine, oh i hope they dont think that .... gosh ... our teachers need to de stress!
 

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Teachers are weird... my Eng teacher always goes "Its not about YOU, its about ME!"

And she calls a girl in my class a hussy...
And she called me a w*nker
And she called me a b*tch

This same teacher warned us to always use protection so we do not contract genital warts and then followed with the strict warning "if its not on ITS NOT ON"

Like i said

teachers are weird
 

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Originally posted by LVB
Teachers are weird... my Eng teacher always goes "Its not about YOU, its about ME!"

And she calls a girl in my class a hussy...
And she called me a w*nker
And she called me a b*tch

This same teacher warned us to always use protection so we do not contract genital warts and then followed with the strict warning "if its not on ITS NOT ON"

Like i said

teachers are weird

my english teacher said that as well...'now listen to me, no-one can be as brilliant as me,'
"you dont know anything, listen to ur superior"
 

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Originally posted by Josie
You're in YEAR 12!!!!!!!!! (the 12 especially, screamed
.... No dah.
LOL..we get that alot...imagine 15 pairs of rolling eyes which greet that sort of comment :p
 

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