Fave line from a movie (2 Viewers)

[DaRanjed]

"I've got a secret...I worsip the devil."

"My name is Peaches and I'm the best. All the DJs wanna feel my breast."

"Ya know, Thas the problem! I can't find a MAN that can satisfy me! Now some guy's goin 'hour? hour and half?' and tha's it! A man's gotta put in OVERTIME for ME to get off!"

"I wanna tear you apart...and your little friend too."

I love that movie. 'Coming To America'.

 

[welshi]

oh yeah...

"i'll get you, my pretty...and your little dawg, too!!!"

 

[jumb]

oh yeah...

"i'll get you, my pretty...and your little dawg, too!!!"

ahaha, random

"lions and tigers and bears, oh my!"

 

[DakoToke]

From 'Dude, Wheres my car?'

Mark(Dude in the cage):"Email me okay! FreakInCage.com!"

When 'Super-hot giant alien' begins her rampage:
Son:"I wanna go on that ride daddy!"
Father: "*Chuckles* Me too son! Me too!"

Classic

 

[Dominic]

The Breakfast Club: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

 

[Candypants]

This is from Snatch:
(Not entirely accurate)

[One of the black guys]: Did he have four fingers?
Tyrone: Sorry, I didn't get the bi-no-cu-lars out in time!

*Tyrone, a very oversized man, takes about 2 mins in his squeaky leather jacket, to get out of his car door*
[One of the black guys]: You said that he's a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?

 

[tractor_chic]

billy madison - kid - "p, p, p..."
billy- "t, t, t, TODAY JUNIOR!"
happy gilmor -
"could i bother you for a glass of warm milk it helps me go to sleep"
"you can bother me for a glass of SHUT DA HELL UP!, now you will go to sleep or i will put you to sleep, check out the name badge your in my world grandma"
"oh my"

Zoolander -
"orange mocha frappacinos!"(jitterbug)

"its a walk off"

"i was bulimic"
"you can read minds"

erin brockavich -
"thats all you've got 2 left feet and a fcuking ugly pair of shoes"

oceans 11 -
"your a thef and a lier"
"i only lied about being a thef"

grease -
"yeah but this year were seniors and we're ganna rule the school"

"i dunna know mabye you should check the yellow pages"

now if only i had 2 learn any of those quotes for english i would have been set!

 

[Dougie]

r u all off in ur own wonderland, with yellow bick rds and emerald cities

 

[gordo]

the matrix is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to turn a human being into this

battery

 

[vanbasten]

Yeah, Coming to America ......"The royal penis is clean your highness."

 

[gordo]

its hard to beat carrey in liar liar

jordan fades back..swoosh...and THATS THE GAME!

 

[Sashka]

ZOOLANDER.

Derek: I may have to answer your question with another question.
How many abodigitals do you see modeling?
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-Models do what they're told to do.
Derek: No they dont!
-YES THEY DO DEREK.
Derek: ..ok

Derek: I was at a day spa. D-A-I-Y-E.
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South Park: The movie.

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls.
Mr. Garison: What did you say?
Cartman: [Pulling out loud speaker] I SAID. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARISON.
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Cartman: I hate you Kenny.

 

[Sashka]

All time fav:

"is there anything more to life then being really really ridicously good-looking?"- derek zoolander

"hansel...so hot right now"

Haha, I love that movie.

 

[~*~Karina~*~]

Never been kissed...."OH MY GOD! Somebody ate my entire pie! I just don't know how that happened!" (Drew Barrymore on weed..) Always makes me laugh..
And another classic from that movie "You know what's a weird word? FORK"
Good times....

 

[espo14]

"Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"


"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman."

-Scarface

 

[LVB]

Austin Powers:

"Austin...I am your father"

"Reall?!"

"No, not really. I can't back that up"


"How about NO YOU CRAZY DUTCH BASTARD!"

"Mini-me. Stop humping the laser!"

Not Another Teen Movie:

Janie's got a gun...

She's got a gun!! Let's get her!!

Star Wars:

"hello my name is C-3P0 Human Cyborg Relations!" C-3P0

"Laugh it up, fuzzball!" Han to Chewie

"Scruffy looking nerf herder!
"Who you calling scruffy lookin?!' Leia to Han


attack of the clones:

"Anakin, why do i have a feeling you're going to be the death of me?" -Obi-Wan

 

[legallytaouk]

omg i hav soo many fav movie quotes... the problem.. I CANT REMEMBER!

well the most recent dat im dying over are not from movies... der from tv

the OC... wen seth goes to ryan after he has sex with summer for the first time n is telling him how bad it was...

"i was a wet fish on dry land... i was nemo AND I JUST WANTED TO GO HOME"

and from everybody loves raymond... him and his wife are sitting on the bed aare trying to play a sex game called "sensuopoly" and he is asked to look into his lovers eyes for 3 minutes

"i dont no wats sposed to happen... but your starting to look like the devil"

"say hello to my little friend" -scarface.. always makes me laugh (dirty minded)
"what!! u look like a fukn lizard" -scarface
"stoopid lesbian" -scarface

finding nemo

"no u see thats a common misconseption, clownfish are no funnier then normal fish... well acctually ther is this one joke"
"you no what... he really isnt funny"

"ther was a molosec and a seacucumber,, the seacucumber walks to the mollosc and says... (sees sumthing that makes him think ov nemo) NEMO!!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAH NEMO,.. WAIT... I DONT GET IT"

"YOU HAV TO EXCUSE HIM HIS NOT REALLY LIKE THIS... HE NEVA EVEN KNEW HIS FATHER!"

"IM marlon and i dont have any problems"
all the sharks together "DENIAL"

ahhhhhhhhhh funny times

 

[third day]

TOP GUN:
Your ego's writing cheques your body can't cash!! wooo best quote ever..haha

 

[vanbasten]

Me, Myself an Irene:

Charlie/Hank: "Just because I rock doesnt mean I'm made out of stone."

 

[Tusitula]

in snatch when they're talkin about tyrone
Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?