Fave line from a movie (2 Viewers)

[~*~Karina~*~]

I just thought of another one!! In Dude where's my car, when they're being attacked by ostriches in the car... "Do you think if we gave them some peanuts, they'd leave us alone?"
"But dude, we don't have any peanuts!"
"We are so screwed"
Love it

 

[steph@nie]

D'ya like dags?

 

[Soma]

those pikeys lol

 

[vanbasten]

Vincent: "This is a shotgun Sol."
Sol: "That's a fucken anti-aircraft gun Vincent."

 

[thejosiekiller]

sit down and shut up you big bald fuck

 

[fornstar]

"mum .... shitbrick"
"hey stifler"

american pie at the end wen stifler opens the door into the poolroom

 

[vanbasten]

isn't it "shitbreak"?

 

[The Bograt]

"Go ahead... Make my day"

 

[vanbasten]

I could type you out the scripts of Delirious and Raw but it would take me ages.

 

[SmokedSalmon]

I loved them! Eddie Murphy was a great comedian... unfortunately he has fizzled out. Remember the part about the mother making those beef pattie's instead of taking him to mcdonalds? hehe And the one about the bunyip relative? ah i've gotta rent them out again.

 

[vanbasten]

"He got the welfare burger."

(Eddie Murphy as his drunken father)
"Gus.....Gus.....I figured it out. Your wife. She is a bigfoot Gus. My kids are afraid of your wife. How you gonna bring a bigfoot into my house Gus? You told me she was a Puerto Rican. First time we met, she said 'Hello. Gooney Googoo'. What the fuck is Gooney Googoo?! I said to my Puerto Rican friend Sanchez 'Hey gooneygoogoo'....'Get the fuck outta herrrrreeeeeeeeeeee.' She can't even walk a flight of steps Gus. Every year she come to my house and tear down the motherfuckin' steps. Why? WHY? Why cant she walk a flight of stairs Gus? I'll tell you why. Because she's a fat hairy bitch. But I bet she could climb the fuck out of trees though."

Phew........yeh, you better rent it.

 

[SmokedSalmon]

lol thanks for that!

 

[espo14]

Scarface is the bomb dude.

 

[Tusitula]

Yes its my muthafuckin suitcase! can't a black man have a suit case!

 

[Annegelic]

Show me your badge ! Show me again. (Rush Hour 2, sorry first thing that came to my mind)

 

[lissy pissy]

i LOVE 'PRIDE & PEJUDICE'

DARCY: "my feelings will not be repressed, you must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you"


I LOVE YOU DARCY

 

[persephone]

i LOVE 'PRIDE & PEJUDICE'

DARCY: "my feelings will not be repressed, you must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you"


I LOVE YOU DARCY

you bloody stole my line

 

[espo14]

Sesame street teaches kids other things. It teaches them to judge and label people. I mean they got this guy called Oscar on there, he gets treated like shit ALL day. They judge him right to his face all like "Oscar you are so mean, isn't he kids?" "Yeah Oscar, You're a grouch!" I'd be like "BITCH! I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASHCAN"

 

[steph@nie]

You dead mahhafuckah. What jou thin I am ah. Fuckin cokkaroch like you?

trust you to quote scarface.

oh wait, i did too.

no milk will ever be our milk.

 

[_random_]

Starsky and Hutch :

'you were a very convincing dragon, you should feel good about that"

"am i tanning weird!?!?...be honest"

"ohhh a YACHT!"

"doit, barcardi and cola..doit" ( Hutch's attempt)

"what are you wearing, real quick be honest?"
"a floral shirt and a silk vest, why"
"ohhh thats gorgeous"
"your a sick son of a bitch"

"ive got one toooooo, just got a little more brown sugar on mine"

"im going to do the glass wall one more time"

"oh cmon you gotta play Hutch, cmon play, play play play play...HUTCH"

"you just punched your last ticket amigo"
"did you just tough talk a dead body"

"don't try to be someone your not, just be yourslef, that whats really cool"