First Impression are everythin.....for impressing guys - different story :) (1 Viewer)

[ellybellywyatt]

How To Impress a Woman

compliment her
cuddle her
kiss her
caress her
love her
stroke her
tease her
comfort her
protect her
hug her
hold her
spend money on her
dine her
buy things for her
listen to her
care for her
stand by her
support her
go to the ends of the earth for her

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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: :uhhuh:

show up naked
bring beer

 

[Jess007]

lmao also printing this off where u getting these from? or u making it up haha so true..so funny lol

How To Impress a Woman

compliment her
cuddle her
kiss her
caress her
love her
stroke her
tease her
comfort her
protect her
hug her
hold her
spend money on her
dine her
buy things for her
listen to her
care for her
stand by her
support her
go to the ends of the earth for her

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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: :uhhuh:

show up naked
bring beer

 

[pattii]

he sounds fucking clingy

 

[ellybellywyatt]

Yer im making them up!! lol i gave it to my boyfriend

 

[chelsea girl]

that just sounds like a cross between a daddy and a cat.

 

[Zrap]

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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: :uhhuh:

show up naked
bring beer

They are really just a bonus

 

[lyounamu]

show up naked
bring beer

They only increase your chance of getting hooked up. Doesn't help much in impressing people.

 

[ellybellywyatt]

but some guys think it does impress......personally they are just sleezy but its true!!

 

[Pace_T]

how to impress a man?
just dont press charges, bitch

 

[Aralia]

Dine her?

Are you saying what I think you're saying?!?!?!

 

[tommykins]

How To Impress a Woman

compliment her
cuddle her
kiss her
caress her
love her
stroke her
tease her
comfort her
protect her
hug her
hold her
spend money on her
dine her
buy things for her
listen to her
care for her
stand by her
support her
go to the ends of the earth for her

Doesn't show clingy-ness at all.

Women are impressed by a challenge, if you've given everything from the get-go, welcome to the friend ladder.

 

[Devouree]

Hey, speak for yourself. I quite enjoy reading these threads (even though what you say is kinda true, i wouldn't really trust anything said here...), they're a change from studying

 

[Jess007]

exactly...i go on these threads and forums to create another diversion which really isnt needed for me, to not study.... i should be looking over my work, but im not..its great

 

[foram]

How To Impress a Woman

cuddle her
kiss her
caress her
stroke her
hug her
hold her
dine her

I don't thinks its wise to touch a woman. It could be considered sexual harrassment maybe.
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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

show up naked (only if you're attractive.)
bring beer

If you're fat or ugly, showing up naked will simply damage the vision of the man. People have an aversion to fat/ugly things, especially if it doesn't bother to cover its uglyness.

 

[lyounamu]

How To Impress a Woman

cuddle her
kiss her
caress her
stroke her
hug her
hold her
dine her

I don't thinks its wise to touch a woman. It could be considered sexual harrassment maybe.
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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

show up naked (only if you're attractive.)
bring beer

If you're fat or ugly, showing up naked will simply damage the vision of the man. People have an aversion to fat/ugly things, especially if it doesn't bother to cover its uglyness.

LOL

 

[x.Exhaust.x]

How To Impress a Woman

cuddle her
kiss her
caress her
stroke her
hug her
hold her
dine her

I don't thinks its wise to touch a woman. It could be considered sexual harrassment maybe.
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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

show up naked (only if you're attractive.)
bring beer

If you're fat or ugly, showing up naked will simply damage the vision of the man. People have an aversion to fat/ugly things, especially if it doesn't bother to cover its uglyness.

Rofl Foram .

 

[BackCountrySnow]

I don't thinks its wise to touch a woman. It could be considered sexual harrassment maybe.

only if you're fugly.

 

[hiphophooray123]

im a lame fat slut and i should be raped

agree

 

[unholyXromance]

for the girls, sounds true, for the guys, nope. I don't want a "slut" to just rock up and rip os clothes off. I don't like beer either lol. I want a girl who is actually going to do things with me rather have rip her clothes off and leave.

 

[Riet]

for the girls, sounds true, for the guys, nope. I don't want a "slut" to just rock up and rip os clothes off. I don't like beer either lol. I want a girl who is actually going to do things with me rather have rip her clothes off and leave.

You sound like a fucking fag.