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Malazn Pleasure said:
it hurts alot and the pain is somewhere between getting a bullet wound and giving birth. its gona hurt like crazy and u will regret it
please, spare us from your anal sex stories..
 

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Malazn Pleasure said:
it hurts alot and the pain is somewhere between getting a bullet wound and giving birth. its gona hurt like crazy and u will regret it
You in an 'anti sex' organisation?

Back to 'reality'- OH, does it hurt that much? No 'wonder' the chicks scream like hell in porn movies!!! :p
 

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Minai said:
jeeze sex is so 'organised' these days...
as people have said, just relax - its supposed to be fun
exactly.

jeez, kids these days...

losing virginity and the way it's viewed in a social sense is the most overrated load of bullshit ever
 

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gooody gooody said:
Ok so i think i will b soon loosing my virginity but i want to know if any one has any points....my guy isnt a virgin so i dnt want it to be heaps bad for him or anything

s any one have any pointers for a first timer???

well i remember when i first lost it, i was totaly drunk and my boyfriend and i were in sydney and we went back to the hotel room and then it was over. i basically don't even remember the night....so if u want to remember the moment don't do what i did.
 
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gooody gooody said:
Ok so i think i will b soon loosing my virginity but i want to know if any one has any points....my guy isnt a virgin so i dnt want it to be heaps bad for him or anything

s any one have any pointers for a first timer???
Yeah, I've got one
Lay on your back, shut your eyes and keep still. It'll be over in 30 seconds.
 

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i dont see why you care so much.

its down to instinct. hell... animals manage, why cant we?

fuck popular culture off. for once i agree with asquithian.
 

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Yeah like others have said its different for everyone...expect a bit of pain initially and some discomfort during the act...taking it slow is some good advice. If you bleed it will generally only be a little bit and your man won't even notice it. And don't get discouraged if it hurts the first time...it gets a lot better with time!
 

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yeah u will experience pain like none other
when the male first inserts it expect a real sharp stinging pain which hurts more as the penis goes further and further in. It will hurt on the inside of the vagina and along the edge of it. You will bleed.

once u r done it will be like a mossie bite on ure arm ull just wanna keep putting ure finger on it to stop the pain, but u cant
 

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gilly_aj said:
yeah nat u do
have you experienced that yourself?
you only bleed depending on if you have already broken your hymen or not. im a horse rider, so id already broken mine before i had sex so i didnt bleed. some activites you do..horseriding for example, can break your hymen and you bleed, and so you wont bleed during sex...unless the guy is really rough and pratically rapes you...
 

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SKA said:
well its not exactly gonna feel good.. its ur first time... but ummm yeh there is nothing u can do... u gain experience as you go
yeah take it slow, like yeah slow... dont let him be a one minute wonder :D :uhhuh:
 

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pinkblinkbarbie said:
have you experienced that yourself?
you only bleed depending on if you have already broken your hymen or not. im a horse rider, so id already broken mine before i had sex so i didnt bleed. some activites you do..horseriding for example, can break your hymen and you bleed, and so you wont bleed during sex...unless the guy is really rough and pratically rapes you...
ive never bled lol that creeps me out....
 

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gilly_aj said:
yeah u will experience pain like none other
when the male first inserts it expect a real sharp stinging pain which hurts more as the penis goes further and further in. It will hurt on the inside of the vagina and along the edge of it. You will bleed.

once u r done it will be like a mossie bite on ure arm ull just wanna keep putting ure finger on it to stop the pain, but u cant
ur full of shit
look, take it slow, go easy, stop if u have to and try again, make him hazve patience, and make sure u play around first so ur not as tight as a nuns twat. go i love that saying. applies to everything.
 

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pinkblinkbarbie said:
you only bleed depending on if you have already broken your hymen or not. im a horse rider, so id already broken mine before i had sex so i didnt bleed. some activites you do..horseriding for example, can break your hymen and you bleed, and so you wont bleed during sex...unless the guy is really rough and pratically rapes you...
Girls are wierd.
 

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My opinion on sex is that you should wait until marriage!
Don't bother calling me a loser, or saying I'm an idiot or whatever you think because I've heard it all before, and I know that these days abstaining is "uncool". I believe sex is more than just pleasure, it's a spiritual connection with the person you are doing it with; therefore waiting to share it with one person - your spouse would make your marriage so much stronger and I believe that!
 

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