Funny Quotes (1 Viewer)

[live_without_it]

Anyone got any funny quotes from lecturers/tutors/students?

Post away...

***** From Leon my 'Enlgish texts and writing' tutor/lecturer*****

- "You couldn't write a sonnet about a cabbage."

- [after talking about star wars, and then horses] "May the horse be with you," *blank expressions*, "I made a joke, you missed it."

- "Adam spends his time in the garden of Eden... weeding... mowing... mulching..."

- "The seamen [as in sailors] weren't responding to the friction"

- [on what a male character could have also said in a romantic poem] "He might say... you stupid bitch."


***** From other students *****

- "God is a tranny..."

- "He's just really cut-up." (on Frankenstein's monster... who is sewn together from the bodies of several dead men)

***** From my 'Everyday Life' tutor/lecturer *****

- "You deserved to be served first, because you might not be around tomorrow." (on why some people feel old ladies have the right to push in front fo you in queues.)

anyway... thats all i can think of...

 

[Annegelic]

lol i can think of heaps from my friends at uni... something about a panda and blowing up dogs.. except she probably wouldn't want me to post 'em..

 

[hiphophorray123]

'ive been unlucky in love, but i realised what it is, i have a hairy chest'

*puts up overhead of a magazine ad which shows a man with a hairy chest alone in bed, it says 'before....then it has 'after' the same man with a waxed chest laying in bed with a girl* lol

*mobile phone rings...* *the lecturer starts touching his pockets etc to check if its him* 'ok whenever a phone rings thats what i do...because i like touching myself'

 

[Annegelic]

omg hiphop.
rob o'neill, right ?

 

[hiphophorray123]

yes anne ........

 

[Shuter]

"UWS - Bringing Knowledge to Life"

 

[William_Lawry]

fuck off shuter

 

[= Jennifer =]

we had a debate in class and i was backing up my argument from the text

seminar teacher: "is that what it says"
me: yes on page..
seminar teacher: "well they're wrong, they don't know what they are on about"


for the record: the supplementary reader is wrong and the seminar teacher picked it cause she is the unit co-ordinator

 

[Iron]

"Just tell the class why you chose pol si, and don't say becasue it's interesting, becasue that's really stupid, boring thing to say"
*I'm first*
"Uuum...because...it's.......interesting"
*tumbleweed*

Phil tute:
"Can we really react satisfactorily to the pain of others? Does our language communicate this effectivley?"
*me*
"Well, in the readings they were talking about those people who couldn't feel pain, and would bite their tounges off and walk on broken legs until the bone shoots out their flesh - That was gross, I winced at that"
*tutor*
"So you feel peoples pain even if they don't feel it?"
*me*
'Ah. Yes. I. Didnt think about...that"
*tumbleweed*

Torts tute:
*I turn up with coat-hanger*
"And why do you have a coat hanger?"
*grandstand* "I lost my suit!"
*tumble weed*

 

[LaraB]

we had a debate in class and i was backing up my argument from the text

seminar teacher: "is that what it says"
me: yes on page..
seminar teacher: "well they're wrong, they don't know what they are on about"


for the record: the supplementary reader is wrong and the seminar teacher picked it cause she is the unit co-ordinator

haha lol i love her favourite one - "what's your opinion - shoulod we have a bill of rights"
Student - "no we shouldn't"
Lecturer - "no! you're wrong! we should!"
Student - "but x, y, z in the text book supports my argument, xyz cases and legislation support it too and isn't it personal opinion anyways?!"
Lecturer - "it doesnt matter what you quote, we do need one"

hooray for encouraging investigative learning and free thought lol

 

[klh]

i had some in my sig...
but i cant remember, i need to study for the exams..which is like tomorrow...

ummm, well its not a quote but when the tutor asks a question, no one answers him, and he goes "you all a bunch of introverts eh?" after we learnt about interverts and extroverts in psychology.

 

[theone123]

hmm i dont know much funny lecturers, but mine says "the government have found a way to steal from ppl, its from taxes, its legal theft"

 

[Cape]

One of out tourism lecturers, Pol, was trying to say "Whole market", but because he can't speak a word of english the whole class swear he said "Hoe market" we couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the lesson

 

[shady_03]

In class debate

student - "so how do we structure the debate? will u be marking on rebuttals and structure, positioning etc"
tutor " well ive never really seen a debate before"
everyone in the class "um.........."

shuttup... u juz had 2 be there