futurama thread (2 Viewers)

[tabularasa]

I love bender top ten wordss. my fave is pimpmobile.

 

[thejosiekiller]

benders top ten

10> "chump"

9>"chumpette"

8> "yours"

7>"up"

6> "pimpmobile"

5> "bite"

4> "my"

3> "shiny"

2> "daffodil"

1> "ass"

 

[GromReaper]

"Hot diggity daffodil!"

 

[thejosiekiller]

i love this thread

 

[Monkey Butler]

Why has nobody mentioned The Scary Door?

I have combined the DNA of the world's most evil animals, to create the most evil animal of them all!
It turns out it's Man.

A casino where I'm winning? I must be in heaven!
A casino where I always win? That's boring. I must really be in Hell!
No, you're on an airplane.
There's a gremlin on the side of the plane, you gotta believe me!
Why would I believe you, you're Hitler!
Eva Braun, you gotta believe me
*Eva Braun takes off mask to reveal that she's a giant fly*
Bender: Saw it coming

And the Robot Devil's pretty cool: Give me back my hands!"
And Leela's song in The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings:
"Deception's the curse of my whimsical gender, the shame. The shame!"

Man, I could quote futurama all day. I reckon Channel 10 should buy the rights for it off Channel 7 and play it back to back with the Simpsons (because that way people will actually watch it).

 

[Brad]

Professor:It can show you it to one tenth of a plausability unit.
Leela: Thats so plausible i dont believe it!

hahaha i love futurama.

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD

I've seen every episode at least twice and at least once with commentry on.... There is no season 5, fox simply split the seasons weird so there is one more aired season and only 4 production seasons...

 

[Brad]

And the Robot Devil's pretty cool: Give me back my hands!"


haha and then. "NO!"
off in distance: "You're mean..."

 

[RCMasterAA]

The Big Brain Am Winning Again!
I Am The Greetest!
Now I Am Leaving Earth For No Raison!

 

[walrusbear]

The Big Brain Am Winning Again!
I Am The Greetest!
Now I Am Leaving Earth For No Raison!

hahahai love that

now presenting our most eligible bachelor, Mr. Brainley:

IM A GIGANTIC BRAIN!!

and another funny scary door:
You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Prepare to enter The Scary Door. As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on earth:

Man: Finally, solitude. I can read books for all eternity. [His glasses break.] It's not fair! It's not fair! Wait, my eyes aren't that bad. I can still read the large print books. [His eyes fall out and he screams.] It's not f --! Well, lucky I know how to read Braille! [His hands fall off and he screams. Then his tongue falls out and finally his head comes off.] Hey, look at that weird mirror!

Fry: Well, thanks to the internet, I'm bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?

 

[Brad]

Fry: and we're gunna be like all *peow peow* and they'll be like *arrgh arrgh8 and then we'll go get pancakes and i'll be like *umm, ummm*


You still have zoidberg.... YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!!!!!

 

[thejosiekiller]

1 commandment

GOD
NEEDS
BOOZE

 

[~Dreamer]

1 commandment

GOD
NEEDS
BOOZE

haha gold!

 

[tabularasa]

A casino where I'm winning? I must be in heaven!
A casino where I always win? That's boring. I must really be in Hell!
No, you're on an airplane.
There's a gremlin on the side of the plane, you gotta believe me!
Why would I believe you, you're Hitler!
Eva Braun, you gotta believe me
*Eva Braun takes off mask to reveal that she's a giant fly*
Bender: Saw it coming

I love that scary door one. Its great.

 

[thejosiekiller]

"please professor, the fate of the world depends on you getting to second base with mom"

"the man is going to touch mummy.......WAHHHH" SLAP!

 

[girlanachronism]

who's the real seven billion tonne monster here? not...i...

 

[Monkey Butler]

Hedonism-bot: I apologise for nothing!
Hedonism-bot: Surgery in an opera? How delightfully decadent! And just when I was beginning to lose interest!
Fry: Hey, Bender's name isn't Bonder, it's Bender!
Wooden Robot: Oh God, I want to live!

So many golden lines...

Oh, and when all the robots are fighting on the Galapagos Islands, and Roberto keeps stabbing one robot, and Bender beats the shit out the robot priest

 

[thejosiekiller]

no thats when the robots r forced to party because they rae polluting the world- so nixon is about to wipe them out//......the episode name is crimes of the hot

roberto is great- you should see insane in the mainframe

 

[Monkey Butler]

Err, yeah I know. They're fighting at the party, which is on the Galapagos. Remember? Bender says that they have to die for the turtles, and the priest says "To Hell with the turtles" and Bender says "nobody disses the turtels" and starts beating him up.

And I've seen Insane in the Mainframe (I've got all the episodes downloaded, and I plan on eventually getting the DVD's) - "You've been charged with the most heinous crime of theft of money!"

 

[thejosiekiller]

"whats the matter red? YOU SCARED!!!"

 

[Monkey Butler]

I gotta practice my stabbing technique, ha-HA!