futurama thread (2 Viewers)

[thejosiekiller]

lol hes the best robot, along with bender

 

[tabularasa]

When frys presses his butt against the glass towards mum ui love her reaction "You call that a pressed ham"

 

[thejosiekiller]

"now you stay away from those puffin twins"

"lets conservate" pumps shotgun

 

[Logain]

Oh wow, I've officially found my favourite thread. I have to contribute:


Leela: Is it the secret ingredient?
Grunka Lunkas: (singing) Grunka Lunka dunkity dingredient, You should not ask about the secret ingredient.
Bender: OK OK, we get the point.
Leela: I was just curious because of the armed guards.
Grunka Lunkas: (singing) Grunka Lunka dunkity darmed guards -
Bender: Shut the hell up!
-!-
Bender: "I'm gonna float like a floatbox, sting like an automated stinging machine."
-!-
Shopkeep Robot: "I'm sorry, Donbot. I'm unable to make this week's payment. Look into your hard drive and find your mercy file."
Donbot: "File not found."
-!-
Zoidberg: "I don't need anything, but if you have some spare courage, I could haul it away for you maybe?"
Farnsworth: "Who needs courage when you have... a gun?"
Zoidberg: "All right! No world, you put your hands up!"
-!-
Zapp The alien mothership is here. If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards, checkmate.
Kif: Uhn...
-!-
Fem Bots: Bender baby, we love you.
Pimp Bender: Shut up ladies. I know it!
-!-
Bender: Je Suis Napoleon!!... Naw.. just kidding.. I'm not.
-!-
Wooden Bender: We have to go wail on all the technology in the world!!
Cartridge bot: (inserts a cartridge entitled "State the Obvious.") But Bender, you are technology!
-!-
Bender: (in chef's outfit, stirring vile food) FLEEING somewhere?!
-!-
Fry: This just goes to show that the deadliest animal of all.... is the Zookeeper!
-!-
Bender: I'll be in my quarters appreciating controversial artworks!
-!-
Fry: We're forming an elite crime-fighting duo!
Bender: Duo eh?! Well, duo's are good, but sometimes they're a little (shrugs) y'know, shorthanded. Well, see ya. (walks off sadly) With two people in there, you'd think they'd have a robot.. but.. whatever. (walks off again) I happen to have 3 superhero costumes but... I guess I'll just throw one away..
-!-


That'll do for now... I like reading a thread and cracking up laughing... man Futurama is the shit.

 

[glycerine]

bender *honey* we love you.

i loooove that quote

 

[tabularasa]

Zapp " its liek a a way played game of chess you must never let our opponent see your pieces."

 

[Logain]

Hmmph. Knocked off the first page already. Looks like YOU need more quotes.

Proffessor Farnsworth: "Everyone, I have a very dramatic announcement, so anyone with a weak heart should leave now. Goodbye!"

-!-

Zoidberg: "My next clue came at 4:15, when the clock stopped. And another came 2 hours later at 4:15 when I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse!"

-!-

Zapp:
"Kif, I'm headed to the men's room and I'll be needing an attendant, so- oh, I'm sorry, you're crying, like a woman."
"Teenagers all smoke, and they seem pretty on the ball."
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and bruised."
"What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
"Why'd you open your bong hole you smelly hippy? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey?"


Hermes: "What's that you're hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!"

 

[Gooba]

"The female Leelas problem is simply medical, soon she will drop her eggs and all will be well"

 

[thejosiekiller]

"kiff is pregnant"
"what just when i figure you mammals out there's something else damnit, LET ME AT HIM!!!!"

 

[tabularasa]

Zapp Kiff hold the flag... and wave it a little"

Amazonian "we cannot dunk but we have good fundementals"

 

[McLake]

Futurama marathon on cable. Woohoo!

 

[jhakka]

Futurama marathon on cable. Woohoo!

Are you serious?! When?

 

[tabularasa]

i wish i had cable

 

[Logain]

i was about to say, "damn, when?!"

Then I realise I own all the episodes.

Futurama rules..

 

[McLake]

Are you serious?! When?

Hmm, I thought I saw an ad, but reading the guide I can't find it ...

 

[Richiee]

"whoa are those horrible creatures over there"

"why those are the grunak lunkas, they work here in the slurm factory"

"tell them i hate them"



one of my fav. lines hehe

 

[tabularasa]

thats a great episode in general. I was watching the robot hell one last night.

"10010101... 001012 amen."

"Frrrryyyy yourrr my frrriiieeeennndd"

 

[noel_gallagher]

My friend lent me a tape with an ep on it where fry and bender join the army and have to go to a planet where balls live.

anywayz, this line is one of the funniest things ive ever heard,

there are two showers next to each other, the captain is in the first and his Kiff, his assistant is scrubbing his back, and the captain says 'lower ... lower ... TOO LOW!!!!! .... *wink* lower'


LOLOL that is one of the funniest things i'd ever seen.

Kudos

 

[Brad]

When the star trek people and the crew have to fight to the death and bender finds the machine gun. then just shoots it randomly was funneh.

 

[Monkey Butler]

"If you hate whales so much, why did you become a whale biologist?"
"I don't know you well enough to get into that"