futurama thread (1 Viewer)

[girlanachronism]

dirty boy! DIRTY BOY!

 

[crazyhomo]

interesting...no wait, the other one, tedious

 

[~Dreamer]

i love dr zoidberg! he'd have to be my fave character.
my fave eposide is crustesian in love:
'how do i look?'

'like whale barf to me'

'then the illusion is complete...'

and when hes fighting fry and he goes 'i shall slit you right here (point to his neck) in your gonads....'

neena rocks too,

when theyre out fishing and bender goes and fry ask her howu gonna catch a fish and she says harpoon. then
bender goes 'harpoon my ass..hah' .
nina 'ok'

(aims harpoon at his ass)

 

[thejosiekiller]

lol nobody correct him

 

[jhakka]

Zap: Rock crushes scissors.... but paper covers rock, and scissors cuts paper. Kif, we have a conundrum. Get me a rock. And check them for paper.
Kif: Why?

 

[thejosiekiller]

what do you have to say about this special occasion your neutralness?

i have no feeling on the matter one way or another

 

[jhakka]

"Sir, it's a beige alert!"

"If I don't make it out alive, tell my wife 'Hello'."

 

[thejosiekiller]

ah zoidberg

hello!, so what are you guys up for tonight? im up for whatever....

bender you've got to spring me - ill never make it, im too pretty!

 

[jhakka]

Zoidberg: Help, friends. A guinea pig has tricked me!

 

[girlanachronism]

neena rocks too,

when theyre out fishing and bender goes and fry ask her howu gonna catch a fish and she says harpoon. then
bender goes 'harpoon my ass..hah' .
nina 'ok'

(aims harpoon at his ass)

yeah she's the coolest


hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[thejosiekiller]

is that a typo? neena? u mean leela right? or my computer stuffing up here

 

[girlanachronism]

haha no she meant nina, but she was actually referring to leela

i laughed so hard when your next quote was 'nobody correct him!'

 

[tabularasa]

Zapp Brannigan is great and his lovenazium.

I love nibbler as well and whn leela learned about him.

NIbbloian "Hmm we are not cute"
Nibbloian #2 "oh NIggleshonsh"

 

[thejosiekiller]

haha no she meant nina, but she was actually referring to leela

i laughed so hard when your next quote was 'nobody correct him!'

yeah i didnt notice that the first time i read it, cause i know the quotes already i laugh before i think?

neways yeah nobody correct him initially was intended to continue the zoidburg joke on ill cut his gonads right here (the neck)

neways

 

[girlanachronism]

yeah i didn't know if you did it on purpose or not but either way it was highlarious

 

[thejosiekiller]

yeah its good how it works both ways now!!!

"daddy bender how do i flush you?
"get out of there and go to bed!"

 

[Thomas_wow]

"doctor are you ready to operate?"
zoidberg - "no but im ready to perfrom surgery!"

gold.

also when ever zoidberg scuttles, best scuttle is when tehre fishing and he steals the bait.

 

[thejosiekiller]

lol i love that episode - mash rippoffs/it had it all

starship troopers and roswell that ends well are on the top of my list of best episodes

i love it how zoidburg is all surly and stupid like curly from the stooges

 

[~Dreamer]

yeah i didn't know if you did it on purpose or not but either way it was highlarious

yeah i did do it on purpose, wanted to see fi someone got it and josie is a champ at these quotes!

and yes i mean leela... i mispelt it to neena, thats what lack of sleep due to attending to a bunch of crappy text books does to you... beware.... i so wish there was a futurama subject. futurama 101 - introduction to genius.

 

[thejosiekiller]

lol why thank u- is that why u repped me?