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I only smoke after sex, one cigarette max...
...im a pack-a-day smoker.
...im a pack-a-day smoker.
bubz :D
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lol the article on giving head will come later. because my fingers have cramped upAsyLum said:now, you gotta continue the series
the proper etiquette for getting head or perhaps the wonders of fingers?
and also because i'm guessing a lot of girls read cosmo so i probably don't really need to type it up....... and also because (i think) the article was written by a girl, so i don't know how much you guys would agree with it wonders of fingers? mmmm yeah. they can be just as, or even more effective than the mouth... in my opinion, anyway
bubz :D
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................AsyLum said:hehe guitarists and pianists have great advantage in this field
i happen to be a pianist.
bubz :D
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following on from the guys' article on the previous page.... don't know how many of you girls will need/want this since i'm assuming a lot of you buy cosmo... but meh, it won't hurt. though my fingers are now dead. yes, from TYPING, mr speedy. and asy - you're a guitarist, ay? interesting..........
FOR HER:
THE BLOW-BY-BLOW GUIDE TO GOING DOWN ON HIM. emma taylor and lorelei sharkey.
any guy will tell you there's no such thing as a bad head job. but if yoiu really want to, erm, blow his mind and get him worshipping the sex goddess that is you, you;ve got to give him a great one. how? em & lo, authors of "the big bang" (amazon.com) say the way to great oral sex is confidence: "it's like the little engine that could - if you think you can give great head, then you probably can." want to master the move? we're here to help.
ok, so let's get started
begin slowly. don't act like you've been starving on a desert island for weeks and a big juicy sausage suddenly washes ashore. lick the glans (head), lick the frenulum (the supersensitive strip beneath the glans on the underside), lick th testes (balls), and lick the inner thighs. if his genitals are a blank canvas, then your tongue is a soft paintbrush and ur strokes are swirly like a painter's. take your time. breathe. be a tease. for exapmle, when he';s hard, open wide and descend on him like a hovercraft (?!!?!?!), letting as little of his penis as possible come in contact with the insides of your mouth. or shower his shaft with kisses. before things get too spirited, take a quick trip back north for some deep kissing, face to face.
he doesn't have to be rock hard for u to take him into ur mouth; in fact, he doesn' thave to be hard at all. open mouth, insert flaccid penis, close mouth adn feel him grow! lightly tap ur tongue against the shaft or swallow gently to help him along. but don't start moving ur mouth up and down (aka the basic bob) until he's at least semi-erect.
now add moisture:
we have one word for : saliva. and lots of it. don't be afraid to get wet and messy - it's more fun for everyone that way, not to mention easier. keep a glass of water and/or mints handy to help with cotton mouth. in fact, mints (or watered-down toothpaste or mouthwash, even champagne) will give him a tingly sensation while keeping things slick, aromatic and tasty for u. if you like or need more lube than u can get from ur salivary glands, or if you find the taste of a penis a little bland, try a funflavoured water-based lubricant like joy jelly (availble from adultshop.com.au). other fun (but sticky) condiments include honey, jelly, whipped cream, liqueurs and, er, mayonnaise. (!!!) go easy on menthol items as they can burn. and remember, no intercourse or anal sex after food play without a thorough washing first. to keep things cool, clean and simple, use a little crushed ice every now and tehn. a hot tea chaser works well, too - alone or in tandem with the ice.
and onto the basic bob:
this is what makes a blow job a blow job. he's on his back, ur between his legs and ur mouth's taking him in and out. we don't mean the jerking move so popular in pornos, but a more fluid, undulating, artistic up-and-down. som eppl stretch their lips tightly over their teeth, like grandma without her dentures - just to be safe. but lips loose adn soft in teh shape of an "O" around the shaft should provide enough buffer between his penis & your teeth. besides, lips (full or thin) just feel good. either way, no need to become a high-powered hoover., ur sucking function should be set to off or low - simply moving ur mouth up and down will create adequate suction. besides, sucking too hard can make it too difficult to get into a smooth groove, while increasing the chances of ur teeth getting in the way. and dont' forget to continue to make the most of ur tongue - the top, the tip, the sides, the underside, it should be a constant motion, providing a nonstop source of lube & stimulation. very important.
a not on approach: it may be more comfortable for u (and suspenseful for him) to edge his penis in slowly, going a little further with each downstroke of ur mouth. however, to make a winning first impression, envelope the shaft as far as u can with the first significant bob.
time to use your hands:
there's no need to deepthroat all the time - if at all - if you use one or both of your hands (or even just a finger & thumb) as an extension of ur mouth. your mouth is between 5 and 8cm from your teeth to the back of your throat, while his erect penis is usually 12-18cm in length; it's not cheating to give urself a helping hand. in fact, we'd say that all good blow jobs shoulkd incorporate hands - at least eventually. a gradual escalation is key. start with just ur mouth, ad a thiumb & forefinger, then more fingers, then maybe ur other hand. here's how:
make a ring with your finger & thumb, or a mini megaphone with your hand(s), hold it up to your lips and kep your hand against, or at least within an inch of, your mouth as you perform the basic bob. for more advanced play, try twisting one or 2 hands and/or head (in the same or opp directions) as u go up and down - we're not talking indian burns, just a gentle shifting from L-R on th eway down, adn then back again on the way up.
you can also use ur hands to pull the penile skin taut and increase the head's sensitivity: wrap ur thumb and index finger around the shaft a couple of cms above the base and gently pull down (and hold it there)_. it's a handy move if u've got lockjaw because it will probably make him climax more quickly.
what if it makes me gag?
gagging is never a pleasant experience. but when u've got a schlong banging on your throat's backdoor, it can be a natural reflex. happily, it's one that u can learn to control., take him in as far as u feel comfortable adn sit for a moment, giving ur mouth time to grow accustomed to the sensation. practising on a zucchini can also help condition you rmouth: relax your throart muscles and use the jedi mind trick to overpower the urge to gag. as u begin to bob (slowly), inhale at the top and exhale onm the way down. pick up the pace gradually and don't forget to keep breathing. if your partner has the tendency to thrust (or if he pushes ur head), tell him not to. if he does it involuntarily, hold on to his dick with both hands while resting ur forearms on his hips to weigh him down.
now earn some bonus points:
is ur blowjob looking tired and lifeless? (hahah wtf, sounds like some tacky ad jingle)
use the following tips to give urself a fellatio makeover:
- make lots of eyecontact. but stop short of creepy staring contests.
- if youve got long hair, let it down so it caresses his throbbing manly parts LOL (a million romance novels can't be wrong)
- take out his penis and rub, flick or spank it agains tur neck or cheek (a million pornos can't be wrong_.
- gently massage or push on the perineum (the smooth bit of skin bteween his anus and testes)
- insert a lubed finger - sans long fingernail - up his ass a bit to massage his prostate, the male gspot - the surefire way to make him ur slobbering love puppy
- pay attention to the twins
- as u come up the shaft, pause at the top and twist ur head back adn forth a few times with ur tongue focusing on the frenuleum.
- pinch or tweak his nipples, but only if u know he likes it - some guys sure as helld on't.
- straddle, squeeze or hump his legs to let him know that htis isn;t just a job for you, it's an adventiure
- in the middle of intercourse, hop of and head south for a taste of the exotic. (?!?!?!)
ok, now speed things up
after u've romanced his stone for a while, graudlaly spead up til u've reached a rhythm that's comfortable for both of you. at this point, it's ok to treat him like that desert-island sausage. and it's no longer ok to tease. increase the vacuum of ur mouth just a bit. when all verbal and physical signs from him suggest that the cliff's edge is fast approaching,d on't slow down and don't make any drastic changes in motion. (but if lockjaw sets in, feel free to use ur hands to assist u.) one of the biggest complaints from men is that their partners don't go hard or fast enough at teh end. well maybe they should just ask for it harder & faster at the end, shouldn' they?
insecure blow-jobbers tend to be affraid they'll cause an injury, make a mess, or look like an ass (bless their hearts). don't be afraid, he'll tell u if it hurts, he doens't care if it's sloppy,a nd he thinks u look fabulous.
the big O:
rumours of automatic blow-job induced orgasms are vastly exaggerated. somnetimes the guy on the receiving end efels as much pressure to come as u might feel to make him come, in which case noi one's having fun. don't feel compelled to get him off.
if u do get him off, the grand finale is completely up to uy. whether u spit, swallow or finish him off with ur hand, it's still a blow job. be sure to have him warn u just before he's gonna blow. even if u plan on getting a protein shot, it's nice to know when it's about to get served.
if he forgets to tap ur shoulder, there are other warning signs: his penis swells, his balls draw closer to his body, his hips really thrust (if they weren't already), his body tenses & his glans blushes, his breathing gets heavier, he shouts at the top of his longs, "i'm coming!"
many gay guys dn't swallow because tey like the visual - which is always a good excuse. if you too, "like the visual", quickly switch to a full-on, 2-handed hand job, or hold his penis against ur cheek as u pump it with ur cupped hand. or get on one side of his body so you can play his ridge like a flute (focusing on the frenulum) or let him finish himself off. if u want to get really dirty, take a sperm shower. he'll probably appreciate the visual - and the honour.
if you dont want to interrupt the flow of a gd blow job, or if he's a stealth bomber, hold the ejaculate & his penis in your mouth throught the last spurt, and then gently slide ur mouth off & spit in a nearby receptacle: ur hand, a lined wastebasket, a glass of water, the bathroom sink, his mouth. ont he other hand, u could always swallow. plus, u don' thave to hold it in your mouth while u search for the trash can, and makes cleanup a cinch. some ppl actually like the taste & throw in a sincere "mmm mmm, good" (rofl) to prove it. if ur not one of them, u can protect most taste buds by putting him way back in ur mouth & starting to swallow as soon as he erupts.
"the big bang: the only sex manual u'll ever need" by emma taylor and lorelei sharkey.
@____________________________@
.
FOR HER:
THE BLOW-BY-BLOW GUIDE TO GOING DOWN ON HIM. emma taylor and lorelei sharkey.
any guy will tell you there's no such thing as a bad head job. but if yoiu really want to, erm, blow his mind and get him worshipping the sex goddess that is you, you;ve got to give him a great one. how? em & lo, authors of "the big bang" (amazon.com) say the way to great oral sex is confidence: "it's like the little engine that could - if you think you can give great head, then you probably can." want to master the move? we're here to help.
ok, so let's get started
begin slowly. don't act like you've been starving on a desert island for weeks and a big juicy sausage suddenly washes ashore. lick the glans (head), lick the frenulum (the supersensitive strip beneath the glans on the underside), lick th testes (balls), and lick the inner thighs. if his genitals are a blank canvas, then your tongue is a soft paintbrush and ur strokes are swirly like a painter's. take your time. breathe. be a tease. for exapmle, when he';s hard, open wide and descend on him like a hovercraft (?!!?!?!), letting as little of his penis as possible come in contact with the insides of your mouth. or shower his shaft with kisses. before things get too spirited, take a quick trip back north for some deep kissing, face to face.
he doesn't have to be rock hard for u to take him into ur mouth; in fact, he doesn' thave to be hard at all. open mouth, insert flaccid penis, close mouth adn feel him grow! lightly tap ur tongue against the shaft or swallow gently to help him along. but don't start moving ur mouth up and down (aka the basic bob) until he's at least semi-erect.
now add moisture:
we have one word for : saliva. and lots of it. don't be afraid to get wet and messy - it's more fun for everyone that way, not to mention easier. keep a glass of water and/or mints handy to help with cotton mouth. in fact, mints (or watered-down toothpaste or mouthwash, even champagne) will give him a tingly sensation while keeping things slick, aromatic and tasty for u. if you like or need more lube than u can get from ur salivary glands, or if you find the taste of a penis a little bland, try a funflavoured water-based lubricant like joy jelly (availble from adultshop.com.au). other fun (but sticky) condiments include honey, jelly, whipped cream, liqueurs and, er, mayonnaise. (!!!) go easy on menthol items as they can burn. and remember, no intercourse or anal sex after food play without a thorough washing first. to keep things cool, clean and simple, use a little crushed ice every now and tehn. a hot tea chaser works well, too - alone or in tandem with the ice.
and onto the basic bob:
this is what makes a blow job a blow job. he's on his back, ur between his legs and ur mouth's taking him in and out. we don't mean the jerking move so popular in pornos, but a more fluid, undulating, artistic up-and-down. som eppl stretch their lips tightly over their teeth, like grandma without her dentures - just to be safe. but lips loose adn soft in teh shape of an "O" around the shaft should provide enough buffer between his penis & your teeth. besides, lips (full or thin) just feel good. either way, no need to become a high-powered hoover., ur sucking function should be set to off or low - simply moving ur mouth up and down will create adequate suction. besides, sucking too hard can make it too difficult to get into a smooth groove, while increasing the chances of ur teeth getting in the way. and dont' forget to continue to make the most of ur tongue - the top, the tip, the sides, the underside, it should be a constant motion, providing a nonstop source of lube & stimulation. very important.
a not on approach: it may be more comfortable for u (and suspenseful for him) to edge his penis in slowly, going a little further with each downstroke of ur mouth. however, to make a winning first impression, envelope the shaft as far as u can with the first significant bob.
time to use your hands:
there's no need to deepthroat all the time - if at all - if you use one or both of your hands (or even just a finger & thumb) as an extension of ur mouth. your mouth is between 5 and 8cm from your teeth to the back of your throat, while his erect penis is usually 12-18cm in length; it's not cheating to give urself a helping hand. in fact, we'd say that all good blow jobs shoulkd incorporate hands - at least eventually. a gradual escalation is key. start with just ur mouth, ad a thiumb & forefinger, then more fingers, then maybe ur other hand. here's how:
make a ring with your finger & thumb, or a mini megaphone with your hand(s), hold it up to your lips and kep your hand against, or at least within an inch of, your mouth as you perform the basic bob. for more advanced play, try twisting one or 2 hands and/or head (in the same or opp directions) as u go up and down - we're not talking indian burns, just a gentle shifting from L-R on th eway down, adn then back again on the way up.
you can also use ur hands to pull the penile skin taut and increase the head's sensitivity: wrap ur thumb and index finger around the shaft a couple of cms above the base and gently pull down (and hold it there)_. it's a handy move if u've got lockjaw because it will probably make him climax more quickly.
what if it makes me gag?
gagging is never a pleasant experience. but when u've got a schlong banging on your throat's backdoor, it can be a natural reflex. happily, it's one that u can learn to control., take him in as far as u feel comfortable adn sit for a moment, giving ur mouth time to grow accustomed to the sensation. practising on a zucchini can also help condition you rmouth: relax your throart muscles and use the jedi mind trick to overpower the urge to gag. as u begin to bob (slowly), inhale at the top and exhale onm the way down. pick up the pace gradually and don't forget to keep breathing. if your partner has the tendency to thrust (or if he pushes ur head), tell him not to. if he does it involuntarily, hold on to his dick with both hands while resting ur forearms on his hips to weigh him down.
now earn some bonus points:
is ur blowjob looking tired and lifeless? (hahah wtf, sounds like some tacky ad jingle)
use the following tips to give urself a fellatio makeover:
- make lots of eyecontact. but stop short of creepy staring contests.
- if youve got long hair, let it down so it caresses his throbbing manly parts LOL (a million romance novels can't be wrong)
- take out his penis and rub, flick or spank it agains tur neck or cheek (a million pornos can't be wrong_.
- gently massage or push on the perineum (the smooth bit of skin bteween his anus and testes)
- insert a lubed finger - sans long fingernail - up his ass a bit to massage his prostate, the male gspot - the surefire way to make him ur slobbering love puppy
- pay attention to the twins
- as u come up the shaft, pause at the top and twist ur head back adn forth a few times with ur tongue focusing on the frenuleum.
- pinch or tweak his nipples, but only if u know he likes it - some guys sure as helld on't.
- straddle, squeeze or hump his legs to let him know that htis isn;t just a job for you, it's an adventiure
- in the middle of intercourse, hop of and head south for a taste of the exotic. (?!?!?!
)ok, now speed things up
after u've romanced his stone for a while, graudlaly spead up til u've reached a rhythm that's comfortable for both of you. at this point, it's ok to treat him like that desert-island sausage. and it's no longer ok to tease. increase the vacuum of ur mouth just a bit. when all verbal and physical signs from him suggest that the cliff's edge is fast approaching,d on't slow down and don't make any drastic changes in motion. (but if lockjaw sets in, feel free to use ur hands to assist u.) one of the biggest complaints from men is that their partners don't go hard or fast enough at teh end. well maybe they should just ask for it harder & faster at the end, shouldn' they?
insecure blow-jobbers tend to be affraid they'll cause an injury, make a mess, or look like an ass (bless their hearts). don't be afraid, he'll tell u if it hurts, he doens't care if it's sloppy,a nd he thinks u look fabulous.
the big O:
rumours of automatic blow-job induced orgasms are vastly exaggerated. somnetimes the guy on the receiving end efels as much pressure to come as u might feel to make him come, in which case noi one's having fun. don't feel compelled to get him off.
if u do get him off, the grand finale is completely up to uy. whether u spit, swallow or finish him off with ur hand, it's still a blow job. be sure to have him warn u just before he's gonna blow. even if u plan on getting a protein shot, it's nice to know when it's about to get served.
if he forgets to tap ur shoulder, there are other warning signs: his penis swells, his balls draw closer to his body, his hips really thrust (if they weren't already), his body tenses & his glans blushes, his breathing gets heavier, he shouts at the top of his longs, "i'm coming!"
many gay guys dn't swallow because tey like the visual - which is always a good excuse. if you too, "like the visual", quickly switch to a full-on, 2-handed hand job, or hold his penis against ur cheek as u pump it with ur cupped hand. or get on one side of his body so you can play his ridge like a flute (focusing on the frenulum) or let him finish himself off. if u want to get really dirty, take a sperm shower. he'll probably appreciate the visual - and the honour.
if you dont want to interrupt the flow of a gd blow job, or if he's a stealth bomber, hold the ejaculate & his penis in your mouth throught the last spurt, and then gently slide ur mouth off & spit in a nearby receptacle: ur hand, a lined wastebasket, a glass of water, the bathroom sink, his mouth. ont he other hand, u could always swallow. plus, u don' thave to hold it in your mouth while u search for the trash can, and makes cleanup a cinch. some ppl actually like the taste & throw in a sincere "mmm mmm, good" (rofl) to prove it. if ur not one of them, u can protect most taste buds by putting him way back in ur mouth & starting to swallow as soon as he erupts.
"the big bang: the only sex manual u'll ever need" by emma taylor and lorelei sharkey.
@____________________________@
.
Egghead
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Fuckin sluts!!bubz :D said:
MissGeorgie
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cosmo had a better "blow job school" thinky about 3 or 4 months ago.... i wasnt so much like that, but more, different "moves" .........any way.....always a good read
more guys should read cosmo, or more guys magazines should print the stuff cosmo does
more guys should read cosmo, or more guys magazines should print the stuff cosmo does
MissGeorgie
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YAY for doctor bubz !!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
bubz :D
the last laugh
eep, i completely forgot about this thread... when it was marked as read when i was away from the computer for too long...
*raises eyebrows at posts*
*raises eyebrows at posts*
peepee
loser.
lol i read this guide in cosmo, how funny is it...
i get jawlock so too bad
i get jawlock so too bad
Blay
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..........
after 400 posts, i just realised several things:
1. how little i knew of the female anatomy
2. how glad i am to be a guy
3. how incredibly informative this thread is
4. how i am never going to read a "over 400 post" thread again in an under an hour at 2 in the morning... =___=
after 400 posts, i just realised several things:
1. how little i knew of the female anatomy
2. how glad i am to be a guy
3. how incredibly informative this thread is
4. how i am never going to read a "over 400 post" thread again in an under an hour at 2 in the morning... =___=