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housah0lic said:
LMAO FREDERICO


and anyway
if my boyfriend tried to kiss me after going down on me i'd slap him AWAY - sex and the city lol

i wouldn't wanna kiss him either

and all the guys are right CONTROL that bastard gag reflex
but apparently some guys like the noise

this one time, my friend like puked on this guys cock hahaha
not fully, but enough so she swallowed it.
i like the noise, its like a pornstar blowjob :eek:
 

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housah0lic said:
LMAO FREDERICO


and anyway
if my boyfriend tried to kiss me after going down on me i'd slap him AWAY - sex and the city lol

i wouldn't wanna kiss him either

and all the guys are right CONTROL that bastard gag reflex
but apparently some guys like the noise

this one time, my friend like puked on this guys cock hahaha
not fully, but enough so she swallowed it.
My situation is hardly humorous. You're a sick minded person by the sounds of this messages, missy. :mad:
 

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mr_brightside said:
From your mouth to the back of your throat is, on average, about 3 and a half inches. There is no reason why you should gag. Get a couple of drinks and get yourself going before you do it, see if that makes a difference.

and practice makes perfect, lol!
hahaha!
 

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GIRLZ!

open mouthz WIDE

u have to realise dat rubbing ur teeth all over the sensitive skin in painfull

pretty awkward when itz HER 1st time

REALLY awkward
 

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is it best to spit or swallow? both?
is it ok to kiss straight after or should mouths be washed out?doesn't matter
guys what makes a girl good at giving head? dunno
girls what do guys do to give us what we want? dunno
and the most important question - what do we do whilst waiting for our partner to come , i don't wait
 

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is it best to spit or swallow? both?
is it ok to kiss straight after or should mouths be washed out?doesn't matter
guys what makes a girl good at giving head? dunno
girls what do guys do to give us what we want? dunno
and the most important question - what do we do whilst waiting for our partner to come , i don't wait
Cos you're the one giving head.
 

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I don't know if you guys out there know this, but the clitoris is twice as sensitive as your purple helmet, so if you want to give Shenesse McDonald of the cheerleading squad a nice, melodramatic, porno-oriented cunnilingus, make sure her nipples are tough as rocks (to know if she's fully aroused), but don't punch them or anything because she'll get nasty bruises-funny because I pinched them once then BOOM CHA CHA a big fat slap on my face.

A never-ever finger/lick her without her saying/implying:
"I want you to have sex with me now" (or something along those lines) It's like Oprah Winfrey or Judge Judy replacing the simpsons, will never work out well: Boys and girls will cry, women will be addressed as sluts and asian stereotypes will be fed to the hungry African children. Alive. (World-Vision Australia will stop advertising too, they'll just go to chinatown and pick the first non-english speaking/looking dope)

I hope you know what happens if you go down there unprepared. Chaos. And helpless asians having their bones and blood fed to kids with a better future.
A bit of sex education won't hurt you
 
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I don't know if you guys out there know this, but the clitoris is twice as sensitive as your purple helmet, so if you want to give Shenesse McDonald of the cheerleading squad a nice, melodramatic, porno-oriented cunnilingus, make sure her nipples are tough as rocks (to know if she's fully aroused), but don't punch them or anything because she'll get nasty bruises-funny because I pinched them once then BOOM CHA CHA a big fat slap on my face.

A never-ever finger/lick her without her saying/implying:
"I want you to have sex with me now" (or something along those lines) It's like Oprah Winfrey or Judge Judy replacing the simpsons, will never work out well: Boys and girls will cry, women will be addressed as sluts and asian stereotypes will be fed to the hungry African children. Alive. (World-Vision Australia will stop advertising too, they'll just go to chinatown and pick the first non-english speaking/looking dope)

I hope you know what happens if you go down there unprepared. Chaos. And helpless asians having their bones and blood fed to kids with a better future.
A bit of sex education won't hurt you
:confused:
 

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Do girls like it if I lick their ass?
What if I stick a finger in their ass while licking their clit?
What about fingering their pussy while I lick their clit?
 

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Do girls like it if I lick their ass?
What if I stick a finger in their ass while licking their clit?
What about fingering their pussy while I lick their clit?
ok, 1 and 2.....no way thnk u
3, yes plz.....or unless u want to finger the clit and lik the pussy
 

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