Good conversation starter to a random girl. (2 Viewers)

[Ennaybur]

I know right

 

[Not-That-Bright]

or were u in school uniform as some sort of kink? You people all disgust me to my bowels.

 

[Ennaybur]

bowels were involved too

 

[Not-That-Bright]

The bible condones that: FOR WOMEN.

Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom—both young and old—surrounded the house. 5 They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them."

6 Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him 7 and said, "No, my friends. Don't do this wicked thing. 8 Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them.

Close call that time - Sinner.

 

[Ennaybur]

OMG you just quoted my favourite part of the Bible! <3

Sodom FTW

 

[Not-That-Bright]

That's an ok one, i prefer this though:

32 While the Israelites were in the desert, a man was found gathering wood on the Sabbath day. 33 Those who found him gathering wood brought him to Moses and Aaron and the whole assembly, 34 and they kept him in custody, because it was not clear what should be done to him. 35 Then the LORD said to Moses, "The man must die. The whole assembly must stone him outside the camp." 36 So the assembly took him outside the camp and stoned him to death, as the LORD commanded Moses.

It's full of LOL.

 

[Darkening]

"excuse me, is your name jenny??"

"No"

"Sorry I thought you were jenny... Im David, hi *smile*"

"hi im elle *smile*"

P.S I have a crush on this girl elle

 

[Enlightened_One]

First make eye contact, and smile. Then go from there. Thats the killer, if they smile back your in.

Do it a couple of times (on different days) and they'll get used to you and then you can strike up random conversation and go from there.

As for a starter line, try this....


"Hi."

 

[Gilbert1]

Do it a couple of times (on different days) and they'll get used to you and then you can strike up random conversation and go from there.

As for a starter line, try this....


"Hi."

You don't even need to do it a couple of times. The first one is all thats needed but yes go with 'hi' and not 'seks?'

 

[Testpilot]

Have you considered that she'll think you're a freak since you've waited weeks/ months to randomly start a conversation, especially if you usually don't talk to random people at the station and then one day single her out? You've missed your opportunity.

 

[thesnowman]

your social skills need some working

 

[kkkkaitlyn]

train stations are shit boring
i wouldnt mind someone talking to me as it would lesson the boredom i spose

 

[Spirit Crusher]

One from my mate:
"Hey, what are big, fat, furry polar bears good for?"
*Expected response of "I dunno"*
"Breaking the ice, how are ya?

On a serious note, you could try to slip it in without her noticing.

 

[Fish Sauce]

"So what's your opinion on Zionism?"

"Yes, the Matrix sequels weren't as good, but had some good scenes in them."

 

[thesnowman]

your social skills need some working

qft

 

[Born Dancer]

"Yes, the Matrix sequels weren't as good, but had some good scenes in them."

shit that's lame

there was so much anti semetic potential and you ruined it.

 

[Fish Sauce]

shit that's lame

there was so much anti semetic potential and you ruined it.

 

[P Plater]

You: "Hey, do you know how long until the next train comes?"
Her: "10 minutes."

(awkward silence)

You: "So... do you like stuff?"

LMAO!!! AHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!:rofl::rofl:

 

[caseybegg]

Be random! girls love it.
You need to be interesting so they will want to keep talking too you.!
It works when i speak to boys, all the time

 

[ttenrahoguh]

Be random! girls love it.
You need to be interesting so they will want to keep talking too you.!
It works when i speak to boys, all the time

oh you better believe it casey

GUESS WHO?