Mad Scientist "Friends! friends! We've only gone out three times and already you say you just want to be friends! You never gave me a chance ... and for that, you'll fry like a pork sausauge"
Tied up blonde (TUB) "It's not that I dont like you, it's just that, well, I'm looking for someone a little less predictable!"
[Sam and Max enter, driving through brick wall]
Max "This don't look like the Lincon tunnel Sam!"
Sam "Looks to me like a marginally volitile hostige situation Max"
Max"Oooow does this mean we get to kick puffy white mad scientist butt?"
Sam "Can't think of a reason not to"
Mad Scientist "You are too late freelance police, with the flick of a lever my ungrateful lunchdate will be reduced to a half cup of atomic matter"
Max [to Sam] "Ur, should I confront, subdue and pummel the suspected perpatrator?"
Sam "Sick 'em up little buddy!"
some time later
Max: [holding severed mechanical head] "hey Sam, he's not a real guy"
Sam: "That's no head, its one damned ugly time bomb!
TUB "I knew he wasn' a REAL doctor"
Sam: "Let's leave this criminal sespool pronto!"
Max: "Sam, is pronto a real word? Can I drive?"
Sam "Not if you don't mind me clawing on the bashboard and screaming like a cheerleader"
[Sam and Max leave]
TUB [still tied] "Thank you Sam and Max, for all you've done"
