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[=candii=]

lol sorrii i was a bit b0red

 

[SophE]

my maths teacher complains that the 'raindeers are coming' when we take too long coming in, he marks the 'sausage' (roll) and wants us to 'destroy' our exams. legend...

 

[Mumma]

That one does not pass being a joke.

Well I think its funny :rofl:

 

[fluffie_sh1t]

What’s the different between an introvert and extrovert mathematician?
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The introvert looks at his own shoes when he talks; the extrovert looks at the other person’s shoes.

ahhh..mathz joke...=.="...

 

[SoulSearcher]

At least my maths teacher doesn't attempt these kinds of jokes

 

[fluffie_sh1t]

..bahh.. dat 'joke' was from my bro mathz tut or lecturer....bahhh... my mathz teacher prolly would kno d meaning of introvert.... ><... i will stop here before i get all bitchy n awefully...lets say, 'critical' abt my teacha....

 

[Constip8edSkunk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTby_e4-Rhg
http://www.math.sfu.ca/~cbm/errh/10...od).pdf#search="101 analysis bedtime stories"

 

[KeypadSDM]

Here are some other ones that got me cracking.

It's a shame number 1's wrong. The student was perfectly justified in writing a sideways 5, the limit doesn't exist.

(/pwned)

 

[Horseypie]

My math teacher is a legend. He gets sooo worked up over questions that end up looking heaps pretty in the end, he just shoots off onto random tangents if some humerous anecdote pops into his head...He's great.

Another math teacher at my school had the lowest Yr. 11 Math class last year outside pretending to be parabolas so he could get them to understand what happens when you go from x^2 to (x-2)^2 or 2x^2...That was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

 

[tanguyen]

My name is actually Tan. I become the jokes goldmine for maths teachers ... well the desperate ones anyway.

 

[redruM]

Your parents name sin and cos by any chance? ha!@

 

[Captain Gh3y]

WORKINGS OF A BLONDIE!

1) SOLVE for y:
1/n sin x = y

(cancel n's)
y = 1/ si x
y = 1/6

2) FIND x:
y = 1/2 cos x. tan45

y = 1/2 cos x. tan45
- duh, right here!

I had a moment like this today

On last week's linear algebra quiz I wrote that I couldn't determine whether something was a vector space because the lecturer hadn't explicitly written down on the question how + and . were defined (because I couldn't work it out normally and decided to write that instead of not much at all)

And when I got it back he wrote on it "I'm probably the only teacher who would give you full credit on this answer"

 

[blackfriday]

you must watch math dragon one day. i dont know where my calc lecturer pulled it out of, but you'll never forget it after watching it.

 

[davidbarnes]

is it sad that i can't get the joke of the Op? Or that I can't solve it, lol?