hmmm... i believe i was actually saying that i wasn't trying to be rude, and therefore was in no way implying that you're a "total retard", i was just trying to ascertain where you were coming from. But i guess you may have read further between the lines than i intended and found meaning that i didn't actually, well, mean.
Heathers should actually be pretty easy to find, truth be told im surpsied you can't find it in any video stores. most of your basic blockbuster/video ezy's should stock it, though smaller ones may not. Try the big evil chains!
http://www.ezydvd.com.au/item.zml/222737
the film has been released on dvd for quite some time now, multi-region, the above link shows the features etc. IIRC the first time they released the DVD it was done with a huge packaging thing, like a free metal lunchbox and pencil case or something like that, im so pissed off that i didn't grab it while i could!!
But yes, the movie is excellent, winona and christian are excellent in it, it's well wrth hunting down. I've heard that she was dropped from godfather 3 so that copolla could put his daughter sofia into the role, a decision that was much maligned for, well, it's yet to stop!! thank god sofia copolla's a better director than actor, lol, that girl got PANNED!!
enjoy the film