One week in the holidays I found myself very lucky indeed.
On the Sunday I went to macquarie centre (ryde for all those who don't live anywhere near me) and spotted Kim from h&a with his mum, (which I'm 99% of, I mean she was too old to be anyone else) at OPSM. I told the ladies in the jewellery store opposite that a BIG TELEVISION STAR WAS JUST OVER THERE and they began screaming out for him at which point I ran away in utmost embarrassment. THEN my friend and I went into Perfume Connection. And my god, who else should come up behind me THAN KIM HIMSELF. He was checking out the colognes on special, but with eyes like that, who cares if he's a tightass??
So we stared at him for a while and pretended to look around even though we'd already made our purchases. There was some pretty heavy flirting going on between Kim and I, I must say, Rachel would be jealous.
But APPARENTLYYY I'm not that lucky, apparently he hangs out there all the time. Well WHATEVER.
On the TUESDAY I went to Macquarie again, I basically live there so it's sweet. Went to the movies, and what do you know. LUCAS the hottest youngster on h&a (what on earth were all those girls thinking dumping him???) is there.
So I stalk him for a bit and I thought the feelings were mutual until he started calling upon the security guards. So? EVERYBODY goes and watches a different movie to whatever ticket they bought. (How was I meant to know he was a 300 fan?)
So by now, if you're still reading this incredibly exciting post you're thinking "This is one hell of a hottie to attract so many celebrities." But boy, you haven't heard the best of it.
I walked to top ryde on the THURSDAY with my friend, we hang at toppers pretty often and like, no one, and I mean, no one, remotely famous/good looking, enters those doors. It's mainly druggo's, sleazy fruit shop people and sweet elderly people who I'm sure are pleasant but whatever. Anyway, I'm in WOOLWORTHS and DANNY RACO, you know, Leah's brother who isn't on the show anymore, who she was actually dating in real life beforeee she got married, who's now on Blue Heelers, or is that on anymore?? Ew I don;t know, ANYWAy he was there. And I started stalking him in the confectionary isle. We made eye contact several times, especially around the frozen food section. It was love. He went in the express lane and I was right behind him. Before he walked out he looked back at me and just...stared. I'm still trying to decipher whether it was more of a "call me tomorrow" or a "stay the fuck away from me", but regardless, the moral of my story is that. Why yes. I certainly do attract the home and away hotties.
