How can i look like a whore?! (1 Viewer)

[Skeeta]

Jokes aside kiddies

i'm going to a pimps and whore's dress up party...
(yes.. like the third theme party in as many weeks)

and i need to look like a whore. I'd like to look kinda tasteful though and since its the middle of winter i want to kinda be not completely/half naked

I was dying to go as julia roberts in pretty woman, but i dont exactly have thigh high boots available

So i'm thinking really bright makeup.. fishnets, high-heels, denim mini.. some variety of shirt
any other ideas? Out of random things that are cheap/would have at home

 

[Shell]

i went to a pimps and hoes party a few months ago. i wore pretty much what you described, only short shorts instead of a mini and for the top i just wore a lacy singlet. but this was in April, it was kind of warm. now, you would fucking freeze.

and if you have long hair, straighten the shit out of it. it looks so whoreish

 

[Skeeta]

yeah im thinking maybe these 3/4 tights (bright orange) under the mini/shorts and fishnets aswell

will look like shit but i'm meant to so yeah i dunno

i just dont know what to wear on the top half... I'm thinking 80's whore, with singlet and elbow warmers.. OH or random coloured fishnet gloves etc..

 

[alby]

with what you're describing, you could almost go as an 80s drag queen (ironic but funny)..all you need is crap loads of makeup

 

[Skeeta]

haha yeah i was really worried about what to wear.. i didnt think i had anything..

I have this really shocking orangey/red napoleon colour pot.. (it was free.. alright?) which i think i might wear as really bad eyeshadow.

i could go the other way and wear this frilly skirt, corset, fishnets and heeled cowboy boots too.. hrmm but i think i would freeze to death

meh ill figure it out and probably make something

 

[alby]

make sure you provide pics when you're done!

 

[scarybunny]

go to an op shop and pick up a bad, fake leather jacket. they're warm and very very whoreish =)
or even bad leather pants. then you can be warm AND a whore!

 

[Serius]

haha ive been to one of them [/Mischeivious grin]
you could try a whore theme, like french prostitute, maid, nurse, police officer, army slut.

I wouldnt go for hideous makeup, the whole idea of these parties is to look rediculously hot and show off your body whore stylez

 

[- L1n -]

haha ive been to one of them [/Mischeivious grin]
you could try a whore theme, like french prostitute, maid, nurse, police officer, army slut.

I wouldnt go for hideous makeup, the whole idea of these parties is to look rediculously hot and show off your body whore stylez

QFT, i second that.

 

[Adrian.]

Why not go as a pimp? Then you could be nice and warm and not have to dress like a whore.

 

[Skeeta]

because my boyfriend is going as a pimp and i am his whore

it says on the invite girls = whore, boys = pimp.. or something like that

and the leather jacket is a fab idea, my dads got a really old scungy one from like a zillion years ago that he forgot about.

Oh and the makeup thing. Its actually going to be nice makeup but just red eyeshadow to vamp it up a bit

ok i think i'm done
I'll try and post pics to all of my theme partys when they are done

you will be waiting on
*one groovy granny
*minnie mouse
*whorebag

 

[tres bien]

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otherwise, short skirt, a tiny shirt, heels or long boots, makeup.
the end.

but it looks like you've made up your mind. Have fun .

 

[tlodg]

1.) act like a whore
2.)

 

[mm99]

dress like olivia newton-john from Grease (in the last scene when she sings "you're the one that i want") except instead of long leather pants wear a short leather skirt or shorts with fish nets... i guess that would look rather whoreish

 

[rumour]

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otherwise, short skirt, a tiny shirt, heels or long boots, makeup.
the end.

but it looks like you've made up your mind. Have fun .

I agree.

Also get very drunk before you go and don't wear a bra!

 

[Skeeta]

PROBLEM

my b/f got the theme wrong

It was "gangsters and moles"
but we thought it was new g-unit gangsters

But it is the old type ie) bonnie and clyde

so now i'm thinking a marylin munro dress (my b/fs mum is a dance teacher so i can get hold of one). Fishnets, high heels and a fur coat

thoughts?

 

[Always]

PROBLEM

my b/f got the theme wrong

It was "gangsters and moles"
but we thought it was new g-unit gangsters

But it is the old type ie) bonnie and clyde

so now i'm thinking a marylin munro dress (my b/fs mum is a dance teacher so i can get hold of one). Fishnets, high heels and a fur coat

thoughts?

Perfect. You could do your hair in big, fake curls and wear really strong lipstick.

I'm also going to a 'Pimps n' Hoes' party next week. It's too cold to dress like a hoe!

 

[Skeeta]

haha i know! that was my main worry.. but now i know at least i can get my hands on a huge fur coat that will be the least of my worries!

if you're going to have your legs exposed wear normal pantyhose underneath fishnets for double warmth!

 

[Always]

^ That's a really good idea! I don't know what I'm wearing yet, though. I haven't given any thought to my outfit, surprisingly haha.

 

[blu biu]

invest in black ... something that you can put something over and wear again for other days... !