How often do you have wet dreams? (1 Viewer)

[king_of_boredom]

every 2 to 3 hours. it's gonna be a problem cum uni time.

 

[withoutaface]

same.

and i would love to be a guy for a day to feel things from their point of view.

If I was a girl I'd play with my boobs all day.

 

[chloe169]

If I was a girl I'd play with my boobs all day.

yeah admittedly, boobs are very awesome.

if i was a boy, first thing id want is head. and then id have sex, over and over. and id do lots of blokey men-only things. like pee standing.

 

[redruM]

Yeah, how bad is pissing with a morning boner eh?

thats the least of my worries.

i am generally woken up by sister/mum to provide taxidermist services.

 

[chloe169]

i feel sorry for those horses

 

[withoutaface]

yeah admittedly, boobs are very awesome.

if i was a boy, first thing id want is head. and then id have sex, over and over. and id do lots of blokey men-only things. like pee standing.

I'm a bloke! I want head!

 

[neo o]

If I was a girl I'd play with my boobs all day.

Boobs are overrated, I wish that I could get rid of mine.

 

[chloe169]

I'm a bloke! I want head!

If you guys could reach your penises with your heads...
would you do it yourself?

 

[neo o]

If you guys could reach your penises with your heads...
would you do it yourself?

I'm not sure whether I'd be able to do a good job, I haven't sucked many penises in my time.

PS: I CAN reach my penis with my head.

 

[withoutaface]

If you guys could reach your penises with your heads...
would you do it yourself?

No.

 

[loquasagacious]

The far funnier question is would you spit or swallow your own load?

Also quite amusing is pondering quite how neo knows he can reach his penis with his head......

 

[chloe169]

The far funnier question is would you spit or swallow your own load?

Also quite amusing is pondering quite how neo knows he can reach his penis with his head......

i know some guys whove tried it just to see..

 

[neo o]

The far funnier question is would you spit or swallow your own load?

Also quite amusing is pondering quite how neo knows he can reach his penis with his head......

You'd be lying if you said that you hadn't tried

 

[xeuyrawp]

You'd be lying if you said that you hadn't tried

I've tried, with no avail. When I was doing Judo training 4+ times a week, I could touch with the tip of my tongue.

And I have actually never had a wet dream, that I know of.

 

[withoutaface]

I've tried, and failed.

 

[kazan]

Yeah, how bad is pissing with a morning boner eh?

i think thats the only downside of being a guy,

i have never had a wet dream, i think it would suck ass

 

[ism]

When I was doing Judo training 4+ times a week, I could touch with the tip of my tongue.

dude, did you just admit you licked your own knob?

 

[kazan]

dude, did you just admit you licked your own knob?

..... he did.......

 

[santaslayer]

Wouldn't we be a bit too old for wet dreams? i thought they happened when you were like 13 or someshit?

So no, my answer is no, not of current times.

 

[Simpson Freak]

Never.

where is the never option? i reckon its normal to only happen like once or twice in your whole life!

only retards still have wet dreams at this age

err retard meaning what? do you really want to compare UAI's? (ofcourse now i am afraid yours is sumthing like 99.95, but i am 99+ so even if u did beat me, i dont think i can be called a retard for having nocturnal emissions)

well i am not married or anything, so i would be worried if i didnt get them, and slowly die of prostate cancer.

meh i can for once quote the texts books, that say its "perfectly normal" to get them, or not get them.

but i wouldnt blame serius for thinking only retards would still have them, anything that is different to his way of life is too uncomfortable for him to accept.

for some reason to sirius abstinence=retard....to that i ask.....
Todd: "Is your source on this reliable?"