How to attract a girl: The Essential Guide (2 Viewers)

[cattyxxx]

No one can relate to this? Every fag teenager in Geelong is like that.

pretty true actually, well its either metros or emos.
but geelong isnt that bad.

 

[AkaiHanabi]

ah well, props to reading maddox

=) Not recently though ><

 

[sca]

=) Not recently though ><

me neither. not all that much recent to read.


I've even been through the alphabet of manliness enough.

 

[AkaiHanabi]

me neither. not all that much recent to read.


I've even been through the alphabet of manliness enough.

Where can you get that? I don't think Dymocks has it (funnily enough)

 

[scaredytiger]

In my year 12 social groups:

Me and Tim - 1.5 years
Alice and Stefan - 2+ years
Laura and Scott - nearing a year
Izzy and Jesse - 1.5 years
Anni and Hunter - 2+ years
Jesse and Izzy - 1.5 years
Ash and Robbo - over a year, could even be 2?

and they'd be longer if we were from an older age group (aka our dating lifetime is only a few years to begin with).

youre aware that they are the same couple?

 

[conics2008]

maybe this guide is used to attract a horse rather than a girl...

 

[melonkitten]

maybe this guide is used to attract a horse rather than a girl...

<3 horses

 

[ChockoRepublic]

maybe this guide is used to attract a horse rather than a girl...

ahahaha, that actually made me laugh out loud. good one!

 

[scaredytiger]

maybe this guide is used to attract a horse rather than a girl...

your horse started heading for geelong?

 

[TacoTerrorist]

Rofl. Astounded by the people (dumb chicks) who took this seriously. By the way, I don't live in Geelong, it's a dump. It's just the nearest city which I frequent.

I'd imagine the females on this forum are a little more cultured than those in Geelong, but it's astounding that some guys think chicks go for that shit (apparently they do).

 

[wendus]

hey tacoterrorist what's the image?

 

[TacoTerrorist]

Was a pic of my penis. Wouldn't post for some reason, size of the file would have crashed the server.

 

[wendus]

well it must've been really really big then

 

[Riet]

HAHA GUYS I WAS ACTUALLY JUST TROLLING LOL I DONT REALLY CARE AT ALL HAHAHAHHA
It was all funny as right guys? guys?

 

[HalcyonSky]

raised some deep points there yolk

thanks man

 

[wendus]

HAHA GUYS I WAS ACTUALLY JUST TROLLING LOL I DONT REALLY CARE AT ALL HAHAHAHHA
It was all funny as right guys? guys?

sorry riet it's just you bebe.

 

[Sarah182]

Follow these simple rules and you can pick up any chick you want, guaranteed*:

1) You must have a really, really stupid haircut. It has to be either flat, short at the top with the ends sticking down your face (preferably black) or the whole thing all stuck up in oblique angles.

This is a very, very important rule. The chicks are into guys with dumbass haircuts that shun masculinity and individuality.

2) Second rule, you have to wear ridiculously tight, possibly intentionally ripped jeans so as to give the impression that you have chicken legs. This MUST be accompanied by a light blue or pink shirt preferably with some gay pattern on it. This is crucial.

3) Now that you're all dressed up like a metrosexual (the chicks are into this) you have to listen to terrible R&B music. No good music, nothing that implies that the artist you're listening to has talent. To accentuate this, play it really loud and obnoxiously on the bus, preferably the same crappy song over and over again.

4) No personality. Throw away your sharp wit (if you have one, unlikely since you're on this forum) and adopt an incredibly mundane, boring personality that every dumbass teen like you has. You have to like the same music that everyone else does, not have an opinion on anything even mildly intellectual, and you can only talk to chicks about crappy movies and Family Guy reruns; as well as your (mundane) opinion on various hiphop 'artists'.

5) Loiter around your nearest city being obnoxious. You have to hang around the same dump, in a public area, play your killer music repetitively and talk about meaningless crap loudly. However, do not draw any attention to yourself that could imply that you are a free thinker. Chicks DO NOT RESPECT INDIVIDUALISM. You must be like everyone else, all the time.

6) Always hang around McDonald's, purchasing happy meals and sometimes a small coke. Shout out to your dumbass pimply friend 'working' at the back.

These are the main points you must address if you want to pick up chicks in any contemporary Australian environment. Every teenager is doing this, why not you?



*Chicks must be bogans (97% of them are mindless drones, so go for it)

Ummm no...

 

[melonkitten]

HAHA GUYS I WAS ACTUALLY JUST TROLLING LOL I DONT REALLY CARE AT ALL HAHAHAHHA
It was all funny as right guys? guys?

riet*

 

[POLANAKI]

LOLxx ..

this is hek-a funny bwahaha !

Just be your natural self and everything will go smoothly ! !

 

[dan2452]

^^Except if you're Osama Bin Ladin