How to talk to people (1 Viewer)

[powlmao]

Re: awkward

If you like, I can sort of try to help you make friends.
I'm not the most social person *ever*, but I know how to make friends and keep them- so i'm somewhat qualified, right?

How so could you help?

But when you're "emotionally invested" in someone, and they tell you bluntly how they feel- it'll hurt. Let them down nicely.

Relations seem like a hurtful experience.

 

[Cianyx]

Re: awkward

Oh. I meant just dating him outright and see where it leads

^You literally don't know anyone in your year?

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

Re: awkward

How so could you help?



Relations seem like a hurtful experience.

You seem to know nothing about other teenagers. I guess I could teach you how the majority of teenagers think, what's socially acceptable, what isn't etc

 

[powlmao]

Re: awkward

Oh. I meant just dating him outright and see where it leads

^You literally don't know anyone in your year?

I know of a few people (I believe there is about 140 people in my year) but I have no idea about there interests etc.

 

[SpiralFlex]

Re: awkward

I know of a few people (I believe there is about 140 people in my year) but I have no idea about there interests etc.

Even though I am not socially viable, I have observed the following things that you may find helpful.

• Humans tend to bunch up in a group. Similar interest groupings.

• Humans have Facebook.

• Humans enjoy accompanying a nice/semi-cool person.

• Humans go partying and social events.

• Humans exchange a friendly hello when they see each other again.

• Humans are inferior and delicious.

Prehaps finding a group and playing with them at lunch time might be a good start.

 

[powlmao]

Re: awkward

Even though I am not socially viable, I have observed the following things that you may find helpful.

• Humans tend to bunch up in a group. Similar interest groupings.

• Humans have Facebook.

• Humans enjoy accompanying a nice/semi-cool person.

• Humans go partying and social events.

• Humans exchange a friendly hello when they see each other again.

• Humans are inferior and delicious.

Prehaps finding a group and playing with them at lunch time might be a good start.

Where do groups form at lunch?

Gosh this is like find a mew.

 

[SpiralFlex]

Re: awkward

Where do groups form at lunch?

Gosh this is like find a mew.

There are four main groups at school.

Nerds: Typically, these usually hang around in the library or anywhere with low lighting.

Sporty people: Fields, outside corner stores.

Lunch and canteen hanger arounderers: Food obssessive and money driven.

Girls: Information not available yet.

 

[Absolutezero]

Re: awkward

Where do groups form at lunch?

Gosh this is like find a mew.

You should go outside more, you'll probably see them

 

[powlmao]

Re: awkward

There are four main groups at school.

Nerds: Typically, these usually hang around in the library or anywhere with low lighting.

Sporty people: Fields, outside corner stores.

Lunch and canteen hanger arounderers: Food obssessive and money driven.

Girls: Information not available yet.

I do wander what girls do.

I generally hang in the library. People hang on fields?!?!?!?!? I am confused.

 

[SpiralFlex]

Re: awkward

I gather, your popularity will sky rocket if you do one of the three things I list:

- Run for school captain, help in assemblies.

- Expose yourself in school activities.

- Pick a large group to hang around.

I do wander what girls do.

I generally hang in the library. People hang on fields?!?!?!?!? I am confused.

I thought you played basketball.

 

[powlmao]

Re: awkward

I gather, your popularity will sky rocket if you do one of the three things I list:

- Run for school captain, help in assemblies.

- Expose yourself in school activities.

- Pick a large group to hang around.



I thought you played basketball.

Long time ago. People out grew Powlmao, now I am 1/5 of everyones height


The School captain has already been picked from the rumors I hear in class. Everyone plans to vote for this nic guy.

Also, wouldn't it be weird If i suddenly hang around people I have never met?

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

Re: awkward

Girls: Information not available yet.

I'll fill that in for you, buddy.
There are different categories of girls.

- Athletic Girls: Participate a lot in sport (obvsly). They're also very competitive. Extroverted. Found in groups of their own, generally.
- Nerdy Girls: Book worms. Introverted. Harmless. Don't talk much. Generally found in packs in the library.
- Party Girls: Even distribution in all friendship groups. Kept "in the loop". Sociable.
- Bitchy Girls: Avoid at all costs. They will end you. They act nice, but always have an ulterior motive.
- Gossip Girls: They know everything about everyone. Heck, they probably know more about you than you know about yourself (semi-srs)
- Normal Girls: Normal girls are rare to find actually. But they're the ones you want to be friends with.


- Party girls:

 

[SpiralFlex]

Re: awkward

Long time ago. People out grew Powlmao, now I am 1/5 of everyones height


The School captain has already been picked from the rumors I hear in class. Everyone plans to vote for this nic guy.

Also, wouldn't it be weird If i suddenly hang around people I have never met?

No idea. I am not a socially expert, but I have seen how humans interact. Challenge: Say hi to 5 people a day. That's it. Try it for a month.

 

[powlmao]

Re: awkward

I'll fill that in for you, buddy.
There are different categories of girls.

- Athletic Girls: Participate a lot in sport (obvsly). They're also very competitive. Extroverted. Found in groups of their own, generally.
- Nerdy Girls: Book worms. Introverted. Harmless. Don't talk much. Generally found in packs in the library.
- Party Girls: Even distribution in all friendship groups. Kept "in the loop". Sociable.
- Bitchy Girls: Avoid at all costs. They will end you. They act nice, but always have an ulterior motive.
- Gossip Girls: They know everything about everyone. Heck, they probably know more about you than you know about yourself (semi-srs)
- Normal Girls: Normal girls are rare to find actually. But they're the ones you want to be friends with.


- Party girls:

Girls are the opposite of men right?? (Penis wise I mean)

 

[powlmao]

Re: awkward

No idea. I am not a socially expert, but I have seen how humans interact. Challenge: Say hi to 5 people a day. That's it. Try it for a month.

Do teachers count?

 

[Absolutezero]

Re: awkward

Girls are the opposite of men right?? (Penis wise I mean)

Yes. Their penis goes inwards instead of outwards.

Do teachers count?

No

 

[SpiralFlex]

Re: awkward

I'll fill that in for you, buddy.
There are different categories of girls.

- Athletic Girls: Participate a lot in sport (obvsly). They're also very competitive. Extroverted. Found in groups of their own, generally.
- Nerdy Girls: Book worms. Introverted. Harmless. Don't talk much. Generally found in packs in the library.
- Party Girls: Even distribution in all friendship groups. Kept "in the loop". Sociable.
- Bitchy Girls: Avoid at all costs. They will end you. They act nice, but always have an ulterior motive.
- Gossip Girls: They know everything about everyone. Heck, they probably know more about you than you know about yourself (semi-srs)
- Normal Girls: Normal girls are rare to find actually. But they're the ones you want to be friends with.


- Party girls:

I am confused. Why do girls hit me during school time? What category does that fall under?

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

Re: awkward

Girls are the opposite of men right?? (Penis wise I mean)

Umm. We don't have a penis (notsureifsrs)

Yes. Their penis goes inwards instead of outwards.

No way. LOLWHUT.

I am confused. Why do girls hit me during school time? What category does that fall under?

They go under bitchy girls.

 

[powlmao]

Re: awkward

I am confused. Why do girls hit me during school time? What category does that fall under?

Girl bully's?

 

[SpiralFlex]

Re: awkward

Better jot this down in my subject book. I might forget this come morning.