How's this?
Wednesday afternoon, after my last exam, I was in a bus accident.
I was sitting close to the middle of the back seat with my friend, the bus suddenly stops, and I go flying right to the front of the bus. I get up, aching; back hurting, as well as thighs, knee, ankle and arms.
6 stitches go onto a deep open wound the size of a teaspoon, and bruise on my back the size of half an A4 sheet (it seems to be turning yellow now; also numb as hell), as well as bruises over my whole body.
How's that?
Really?
My school day was peachy!