Hypothetical Scenario (short) (1 Viewer)

[tlodg]

What's the worst that could possibly happen on a first date?

Let your imagination run wild, it can be anything.

Doesn't have to be "realistic" because the most unexpected things happen in real life.


desperately needing to go to the bathroom to release your diarrhea when there isn't any is typically bad, yet not the worst. have fun with your creativity, don't hold back. (no porn allowed though)

 

[Skeeta]

I died on my first date.

 

[Davriel]

Things that can go wrong on a first date:

1) Get called the wrong name.
2) Get set up on a blind date to end up with a person of the same gender (no, never happened to me.)
3) Find out the chick is just using you for sex (while this may sound good, it's not)
4) Find out date is a relative (Weird Al Yankovic - Constipated)
5) Take her out to a fancy resturant and discover you're short of cash.
6) Get crushed by an anvil falling from the roof of a seventy-story building (though if you have suffered any of the above, this will be the best part of the date).

 

[tlodg]

2) Get set up on a blind date to end up with a person of the same gender (no, never happened to me.)

that's like what happened to Miranda in Sex and the City, but it isn't exactly a "date" is it?

I think being set up on a blind date with anyone is a disaster..

 

[timlay]

Things that can go wrong on a first date:


5) Take her out to a fancy resturant and discover you're short of cash.

haha. like "excuse me for a sec" .. and u just ditch her.


hmm. terrible first date would be. going to a stripclub?

hmm....wait. would that be terrible? :\

 

[tlodg]

hmm. terrible first date would be. going to a stripclub?

hmm....wait. would that be terrible? :\

no.

 

[Serius]

lose a contact in her drink, which she then chokes on.

shit yourself. [ a classic cause even if you manage to clean up, you still have a shit stain on your pants]

everything goes well, you take her home, take off her pants and discover she has a penis.

 

[Davriel]

i fail to see how it's not good to be honest

if it'd been established by the first date that the chick just wants to fuck my brains out and doesnt want all the other stuff; i'd be pretty happy

If all your looking for a quick fuck, it's okay. But, by date I'm talking about relationships. And as lame as it sounds, a relationship built only on sex is not a good relationship.

 

[withoutaface]

I wished cancer on the girl's brother by accident. I 'spose that's pretty bad.

 

[tlodg]

Things that can go wrong on a first date:

1) Get called the wrong name.

I didn't know that this could be a big deal to guys too. hahaha I shouldn't generalize.

 

[tlodg]

ha ha..yeah, thatd be so bad

i was halfway through typing it when i realised you already had

LOL having this while ur alone is sucky enough..

having ur dream person beside you while u go through this awkwardness and tightening up of anus is even harder!

 

[テリー]

i have to do a good one and bad ones

Good one is = I see my ex-girlfriend that dumped me and thought i was nothing good and all boring while she have not yet found herself a boyfriend (true story)

Bads:
1. I was so nervous that i havn't done my zip up properly (not true, my collection of pants all have zippers therefore its automaticly done without checking)
2. She didnt turn up at all...
3. I completely forgot about it because im too busy with other stuff aka school

 

[Season]

Having a family member of somesort turn up in the middle of the date and humilate you, then you find out that you're date and that certain family member are bonding.

A true sad story that happened to me...


Being caught in a date where the guy is horrible and has organised events that you cannot get out of. ie a proper performance at the theatre or something like that then proceeding to fondle you during it.

My mind just boggles with the amount of things that could screw up on a first date

 

[PrettyVacant]

I don't know, but probably:
-If they have bad breath.
-If you find no common ground.
-If they have flatulence problems.
-If they expect you to pay for their meal.

Totally not cool.

 

[PrettyVacant]

Haha, I can name so many people which would pretty much fit that.

Me too.

Also if nothing physical goes on...and they don't seem aroused by you.

I don't know, that makes me sound like I don't care about emotional connections. But I mean, might as well kiss them or something.

 

[AsyLum]

I think lottox is trying to tell you he's available and willing.

 

[AsyLum]

One begs to ask the question, what are you doing on a date with someone like that in the first place?

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

turn up half dressed or with ur underwear tucked in your skirt or something
if its a blind date and you end up with the wrong person
one of u is seriously allergic to the food and dies or something
rape

 

[Riet]

Things that can go wrong on a first date:

6) Get crushed by an anvil falling from the roof of a seventy-story building.

That's no problem if you're carrying an umbrella though.

 

[Davriel]

That's no problem if you're carrying an umbrella though.

I'm sure Wile E. Coyote agrees with you.