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parametrics is like sooooooooo fun. just like conics.
 

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First we state that women require time and money:

Women = Time x Money

And as we all know, “Time is Money”.

Time = Money

Therefore by substituting Money for Time we get:

Women = Money x Money

Women = (Money)2

And because “Money is the root of all Evil” we therefore can state:

Money = (Evil)1/2

And Since

(Money)2 = Women

Then (Money)2 = Evil

And we are forced to conclude by substituting "Women" for "(Money)2" from above that:

Women = Evil
 

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nekkid said:
First we state that women require time and money:

Women = Time x Money

And as we all know, “Time is Money”.

Time = Money

Therefore by substituting Money for Time we get:

Women = Money x Money

Women = (Money)2

And because “Money is the root of all Evil” we therefore can state:

Money = (Evil)1/2

And Since

(Money)2 = Women

Then (Money)2 = Evil

And we are forced to conclude by substituting "Women" for "(Money)2" from above that:

Women = Evil
Pure class. It was a safe place to post this without causing too much commotion.
 

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