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[Lazy]

Originally posted by BlackJack
Laz is still on 999... he doesn't seem to notice he's been dethroned as top poster yet. But it's the closest finish.

On the theme of this thread, how are we going to go about 'antispamming'???

(800th post! Finally, with very, very little blatant spamming. )
Any ideas on what my custom neame will be? I've got a candidate, but looking for some wisecrackers.

How bout we find out the names of the spammers and poke them with sticks untill they stop

*Lazy finds his poking stick*

As for your title, how bout 'The All Knowing"

lol i think that sums you up pretty well BJ

 

[BlackJack]

It probably works better than the one I had before and during the HSC exam period, though I know the things I don't know, of which there are lots.

[yeah, let's start poking. *pokes*]

 

[McLake]

I found a poking stick .....

Poker, how about "Demi-God" as a status? or "GOD II"?

 

[Lazy]

I think that would be ripping Laz's name off a little bit...he might not like that. Angering the gods is something i try not to do (thunderstorms, lightening, divine fury, member status cancellation, the whole bag of tricks, you know what im talking about) at least not on a regular basis

Grats on reaching 800 btw BJ, love the new status too

 

[McLake]

Originally posted by Lazy
I think that would be ripping Laz's name off a little bit...he might not like that. Angering the gods is something i try not to do (thunderstorms, lightening, divine fury, member status cancellation, the whole bag of tricks, you know what im talking about) at least not on a regular basis

EZ for "The Love God" to say ...

 

[Lazy]

Originally posted by McLake


EZ for "The Love God" to say ...

Point taken

*Lazy looks fearfully around to see if Lazarus is about to descend on him with divine wrath *

...*Picks up pointy stick just in case*

 

[McLake]

I think your new status means that you need a new avatar ... (I suggest this: )

And also you need to give out pressies ...

 

[BlackJack]

No, Lazy's delightful little avian shall stay... We've all grown fond of it.

 

[Lazy]

lol you really put alot of thought into finding me a new av didnt you

Im the evil Santa Claus i dont give out pressies, i poke people with my stick and say rude degrading things to them..EG:

*Pokes Mclake*
Your ugly

See...

 

[Lazy]

Originally posted by BlackJack
No, Lazy's delightful little avian shall stay... We've all grown fond of it.

*Beaming with pride*

His names George

 

[McLake]

Originally posted by Lazy
lol you really put alot of thought into finding me a new av didnt you

Im the evil Santa Claus i dont give out pressies, i poke people with my stick and say rude degrading things to them..EG:

*Pokes Mclake*
Your ugly

See...

Mummy, Santa made me cry ...

Santa's a bad man ...

Santa and his stick need to be reported to the police ...

 

[Lazy]

Open your trap again little boy and ill get rudolf to bite you

*Threatens Mclake with angry reindeer*

 

[BlackJack]

Santa probably isn't very nice around Christmas time really... he has to climb down and up thin chimneys all night, very quickly too.
How much does Santa spend on buying these presents? Surely if the elf factory makes them they'd leave out the 'made in China' tags... That's why he turned evil, the kids don't seem to be one tiny bit thankful that he spends millions, manages to stay clean the whole night inside chimenys so the kids won't scream, and then wer his thick coats even in the Southern hemisphere...

Oh that's right... I'm very bad at remembering names. Need to see them like 10 times before I get it down pat.

 

[McLake]

Originally posted by BlackJack
Surely if the elf factory makes them they'd leave out the 'made in China' tags...

They are made by his elves, he sub-contracted to Chinese sweatshops to mass produce his toys ...

 

[BlackJack]

They don't call them sweatshops in China, it's a lot of money comparatively to mass produce those toys.

 

[Lazy]

Originally posted by McLake
They are made by his elves, he sub-contracted to Chinese sweatshops to mass produce his toys ...

So Santa supports communism??

Are you telling me Santa Claus is a communist??

 

[BlackJack]

I thought the modern Santa was a damned Capitalist who preaches utter materialism and 'take-for-granted' philosophy. Hence the new bad-ass santa.
He wears Coke brand clothing.

[Really big companies regularly practise sweat-shop operations. They call it cost cutting because they don't have to pay the workers much at all in developing countries.]

 

[Felix: I]

we need to add generic evilness to santa.....please hold.

 

[Felix: I]

ehhh...can't be bothered with generic evil santa yet...but here's one that's been captioned "Bastard Santa" which i think fits the description of Lazy's santa pretty well.

 

[Lazy]

Awww im touched felix

But can he be holding a stick in a threatening manner, or swinging around an angry reindeer...?

*Gives felix a hopeful look*