Important - Please Read (2 Viewers)

[nick1048]

lol do u dudes n dudettes actually have any relevant information about short story conventions or ideas as such. Or maybe I should start a thread. *Acts on instinct at this very moment*

 

[Llyrai]

...Alan wonders if there is a way to delete the above post.

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn feels that as non-mods, we are unable to, however we can ignore it Lynn thanks Susan for birthday wishes.

Lynn greets Alan and says that she will be up for a merry chat - but AFTER Lynn has had a chance to wash her hair Lynn suggests that Alan paints his nails whilst he waits!!

 

[ujuphleg]

Susan enquires as to whether Lynn has a School Spec rehearsal this week, as Susan does not know whether she has one tommorow or not...

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn does not have a spec rehearsal this week although will be there on the mass rehearsal on next Thursday.

 

[Llyrai]

wobodubodo!
wobodubodo!

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring
Banana phone!
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring
Banana phooooooone!

Ive got this feeling
So appealing
For us to get together and sing.
SING!
(Argh!)

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring
Banana phone!
Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding, dong, ding
Donana phone!

It grows in bunches, Ive got my hunters...
Its the best, beats the rest!
Cellular!
Modular!
Interactive-odular!

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring
Banana phone!
Ping, pong, ping, pong, ping, pong, ping
Ponana phone!

Its no baloni
It aint a pony!
My cellular...
Bananalar phoooooone!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone.php = happiness!

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn laughs. she wonders whether Alan wrote that. Lynn is amused.

 

[Llyrai]

Alan would love to claim credit over that masterpeice, but he confesses that he didnt. CLICK THE LINK!

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn is too lazy to click the link.

For that matter, Lynn's stomach is too lazy to accept the fact that it is hungry. Lynn has barely eaten anything today (perhaps due to feeling sick yesterday) yet feels full.

 

[Llyrai]

Lynn MUST! Its shockingly funny.

As for Lynns tummy, Alan recommends food. Though, if that is no option, chocolate cures all!

 

[ujuphleg]

Leave my story out of this. I'm more concerned about why a Script writer is in the Short Story forum. *mock gasp* Oh the horror.

LOL.

Susan has only just seen this post from the time when Important - Please Read was an embryo. She laughs at the fact that she is a script writer herself yet all these kind short story folk have welcomed her into their fold.

Susan's script-writer mini forum is very quiet and lonely.

 

[ujuphleg]

Susan also states that albino black sheep is "da bomb" and enquires as to whether Alan has viewed the Llama song? If not, he should view it, for it is tremendously funny.

 

[glitterfairy]

Aww. Lynn hopes that the Script mini forum will grow in time.

Lynn is downloading Alan's link, but has discovered an even more pressing feeling than hunger. PAIN!!!

Lynn has a bad blister on her foot, and treatment is PAINFUL!

Lynn must say it again in the hopes that it sinks in to her. HIGH HEELS SUCK!

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn's sound system is fully not working and she wonders whether this will severely impact enjoyment of albino black sheep song.

 

[Llyrai]

Alan heeds Susan's suggestion, but seeing as he is currently downloading pornography (stay back feminists! These men WANT to be depicted as sex objects) any disturbance to his downloading will be deckslapped with ALL of Alan's might. Especially since it is a 1.2gig movie, Alan is on 56kbs and he rarely finds sources to download off.

And Lynn, Alan also has sore blisters on his feet. Alan wonders if others know about the pains of wearing thongs...the feet kind. Now Alan puts the bandaids on FIRST

 

[ujuphleg]

Susan enquires as to why Lynn did not remove her high heels during the evening like Susan did (Susan's formal was Monday night)


Attempted to upload photos but site won't let Susan do this....

 

[ujuphleg]

Alan heeds Susan's suggestion, but seeing as he is currently downloading pornography (stay back feminists! These men WANT to be depicted as sex objects) any disturbance to his downloading will be deckslapped with ALL of Alan's might. Especially since it is a 1.2gig movie, Alan is on 56kbs and he rarely finds sources to download off.

And Lynn, Alan also has sore blisters on his feet. Alan wonders if others know about the pains of wearing thongs...the feet kind. Now Alan puts the bandaids on FIRST

Susan is impressed with Alans honesty, but slightly disturbed at the same time. Susan respects Alan's decisions though.

 

[Llyrai]

Susan is impressed with Alans honesty, but slightly disturbed at the same time. Susan respects Alan's decisions though.

Ahhh well, Alan is not ashamed of who he is.

 

[glitterfairy]

And Lynn, Alan also has sore blisters on his feet. Alan inquires others, about the pains of wearing thongs...the feet kind. Now Alan puts the bandaids on FIRST

Lynn is amazed as it was also thong-style shoes that gave HER blisters as well. However, Lynn's had an extra strap across the broadest part of the foot, as well as kitten heels.

Lynn had to keep her heels on as a) they cost a bomb and Lynn would have felt bad, and b).. Lynn is searching for a reason. Oh, Lynn remembers. She used a little Hollywood tape to secure ankle strap to back of heel, and felt bad about taking it off in the event the strap would not stay on afterwards. Lynn is pedantic about silly things like that. Also, the look would have been completely wrong. Lynn is not actually a fashion victim, but feels unfinished if she has formal hair, a beautiful cocktail dress, pretty earrings, and... no shoes. Plus, Lynn is rather petite with stocky-ish legs thanks to dance muscles, and needs heels to "give illusion of longer, leaner legs".

Heels Suck. Lynn is now on the hunt for lower heels that offer more support without sacrificing beauty.

*yawn*

Lynn is also beginning to nod off. She will stay up as long as she can to keep Susan and Alan company.

 

[ujuphleg]

Susan believes Alan misunderstood. Susan is not disturbed with Alan and his sexuality. Susan is disturbed that Alan is downloading pornography.

Susan would be just as disturbed, perhaps more so, if she heard that say, Lynn was downloading pornography.