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[super katie]

Katie would like to know how Evan knows what being on valium mixed with compost looks like? Or maybe she doesnt...

 

[kami]

Evan is dissapointed as he wanted to know what valium mixed with compost tastes like.
Edit: Evan will explain for Katie that this one time in band camp I...

 

[goldendawn]

This thread is rated MA. It may contain drug use, sexual references, course language, and adult themes.

 

[Crazy Horse]

hahahaaha! hey guys - im kinda new but id like 2 tell super katie dat im listenin 2 Uptown Girl rite now 2! LOL! was wunderin who's version r u listenin 2??

 

[kami]

Evan reports that if its MA Evan better scadaddle as when he tried to get in to Kill Bill 2 the cinemas refused to believe Evan was 15 or over despite Evan's ID and his being 6'6 in height
Edit: A fellow 05er! You must help Evan in the viva 05 resistance mon ami. With your aid Alan shall be overthrown and the phallus of doom thrown into the volcano freeing middle e.. um Evan means IPR

 

[goldendawn]

Hey Diana, welcome to I-PR.

 

[Crazy Horse]

thx. Am i supposed to write in 3rd person??

 

[goldendawn]

Evan reports that if its MA Evan better scadaddle as when he tried to get in to Kill Bill 2 the cinemas refused to believe Evan was 15 or over despite Evan's ID and his being 6'6 in height

Marcus thinks that they would have to have been either 1) insane, 2) perceptually impaired, or 3) just plain mean, to have done that.

 

[goldendawn]

Marcus tells Diana that third person is the common language of I-PR. If Diana pleases, however, she may speak in first person.

 

[kami]

Yes Diana all non third person speak will result in continual whippings by Care Bears, Intensive Care Bears , Mwahahahahaha!

 

[goldendawn]

Marcus suggests that Evan should stop trying to scare people with images of sadistic Care Bears.

 

[jhakka]

Justin also points out that as Extension 2 students, the IPR crew pride themselves on not using too much "netspeak".

In any case, Justin welcomes Diana to the thread and encourages the use of third person.

 

[jhakka]

Yes Diana all non third person speak will result in continual whippings by Care Bears, Intensive Care Bears , Mwahahahahaha!

Justin points out that deckslapping is the standard form of abuse/affection in IPR.

 

[kami]

Marcus thinks that they would have to have been either 1) insane, 2) perceptually impaired, or 3) just plain mean, to have done that.

Evan thinks they were all of the above, it is also worth noting that Evan had immense problems buying tickets for that movie so later just walked into the movie and the damn ticket collecter couldn't care less about Evan's ID and was waving 10 year olds in.
Edit: Evan wonders why everyone is being so nice to Diana when Evan was perpetually deckslapped at initial infiltration.

 

[super katie]

Katie would just like to warn Evan that one of her nicknames is in fact carebear...


and the westlife version of Uptown Girl has been on repeat for the last few days as it is such an awsome pick me up song! However Katie is now watching season 1 of Black Books

 

[kami]

Katie would just like to warn Evan that one of her nicknames is in fact carebear....

does this mean there will be whippings?

 

[jhakka]

Evan thinks they were all of the above, it is also worth noting that Evan had immense problems buying tickets for that movie so later just walked into the movie and the damn ticket collecter couldn't care less about Evan's ID and was waving 10 year olds in.
Edit: Evan wonders why everyone is being so nice to Diana when Evan was perpetually deckslapped at initial infiltration.

Justin says that Evan was deckslapped so much because his entry was as polite as an impolite ox.

In any case, the IPR crew have come to tolerate, if not like, his antics.

 

[kami]

Justin says that Evan was deckslapped so much because his entry was as polite as an impolite ox.

In any case, the IPR crew have come to tolerate, if not like, his antics.

Awww. Right back at you Justo

 

[Crazy Horse]

Diana is thankful for the warm welcome she has recieved and will abide by the rules (no netspeak!)

 

[jhakka]

Awww. Right back at you Justo

Justin is getting a warm, fuzzy feeling inside, and wonders if he should get out of the microwave.