Important - Please Read (3 Viewers)

[goldendawn]

Marcus tells both Diana and Evan that most Greeks in Greece are not overweight. They are just passionate about eating.

 

[kami]

But Evan's image was so more potent
*enter flashback music*
It is a mundane day in Sydney, the sun is lavishing its attention upon the populace and the constant smell of hobo's urine is only slightly invasive when there is a faint rumbling that can be heard periodically.
BOOM
The puddles of water shivers in anticipation.
BOOM
The puddles of water rock in fear.
BOOM
The horde of Big, Fat & Hungry Greeks have attacked
*end flashback music as denizens of Sydney scream in horror*

 

[Crazy Horse]

Diana tells Marcus she already knew that. Her cousins lived in Greece until a few years ago!

 

[goldendawn]

But Evan's image was so more potent
*enter flashback music*
It is a mundane day in Sydney, the sun is lavishing its attention upon the populace and the constant smell of hobo's urine is only slightly invasive when there is a faint rumbling that can be heard periodically.
BOOM
The puddles of water shivers in anticipation.
BOOM
The puddles of water rock in fear.
BOOM
The horde of Big, Fat & Hungry Greeks have attacked
*end flashback music as denizens of Sydney scream in horror*

That's nothing compared to easter lunch.

 

[Crazy Horse]

heehehe Marcus seems to be very.......................(Evan help out! whats the word??)

 

[goldendawn]

Diana tells Marcus she already knew that. Her cousins lived in Greece until a few years ago!

Marcus wonders why Diana's cousins were living in Greece (besides that it's a nice place!), and wonders about Diana's background.

 

[Crazy Horse]

Well Diana is proud to say she has an interesting family history.

 

[kami]

Evan wonders if Marcus has ever seen a Dutch gathering.
Edit: A good phrase Diana would be an affluence with peculiarity or you could just say unusual( in a good way)

 

[goldendawn]

Marcus has not seen a Dutch gathering, but is curious to know what Dutch people are like in large numbers!

 

[Crazy Horse]

Diana is curious as well.

 

[kami]

Well Dutch people are like schools of fish they move in unison first they dive for the ollebolle, which they fight over then they eat all the fish and seafood even if they don't like it then they get themselves pissed-completely then they eat sweets then they ask you sexually embarassing questions and in some painful cases revealing habits you did *not* want to know . Then they start all over again and if there's any teenagers they'll probably try streaking while drunk. Note: Evan does not get drunk
Edit: Evan should probably also mention that they then start to gamble while gorging themselves on croquetten

 

[goldendawn]

Marcus finds this description of Dutch gatherings rather amusing .

EDIT: Marcus wonders what would happen if you put lots of Greeks and Dutch together.

 

[kami]

Evan believes if you combined Dutch & Greek people there would be a black hole of decency for miles around while people fought over food. With weapons.

 

[goldendawn]

Evan believes if you combined Dutch & Greek people there would be a black hole of decency for miles around while people fought over food. With weapons.

Marcus imagines hoplite warriors fighting Nordic bowmen for the seafood.

 

[kami]

Marcus imagines hoplite warriors fighting Nordic bowmen for the seafood.

"Arghh, Get-a-off-a-my-a-prawn croquetten, Ya?
Or I'll-a-shoot you with-a-rifle,Ya?"
*Bing!"

 

[Crazy Horse]

Diana has returned!

 

[kami]

Diana will laugh at Evan's skits!

 

[goldendawn]

"Arghh, Get-a-off-a-my-a-prawn croquetten, Ya?
Or I'll-a-shoot you with-a-rifle,Ya?"
*Bing!"

You can have a your prawn croquetten *throws*
Eh! Oxe, afto is a my kalamari!
We a Greeks invented the a kalamari, yannow?
We also invented a the Corinthian column *drops*.

 

[Crazy Horse]

Diana laughs at Evans demands not his skits

 

[kami]

"Argh, Now-a-I-a must-a shoot you again,Ya?"
*Bing*
*While in background extremely elderly relatives suggest one niters and threesomes as nice hobbies for teens*
"Nederland!" states a young drunk teenager as he streaks past.