Important - Please Read (3 Viewers)

[goldendawn]

"Argh, Now-a-I-a must-a shoot you again,Ya?"
*Bing*
*While in background extremely elderly relatives suggest one niters and threesomes as nice hobbies for teens*
"Nederland!" states a young drunk teenager as he streaks past.

*arrow rebounds off large bronze hoplon shield*
*elderly Greek women reminisce about strangling Nazi's with skipping ropes*
*A young Greek woman shouts "Opa!" as she pursues the teenage streaker lecherously.*

 

[kami]

What is amusing is that Opa in Dutch translates ruffly to grandfather or alternatively big daddy
Edit: Evan was not aware you could make chase in a lecherous fashion.

 

[Crazy Horse]

Diana is laughing and crying at the same time.

 

[goldendawn]

Marcus finds this coincidence rather uncanny!

 

[goldendawn]

Marcus was using the adverb practically, not precisely.

 

[kami]

Or maybe Marcus and his relatives knew this all along and have been sending subliminal messages to the dutch and german of Australia.

 

[goldendawn]

Marcus thinks that this is possible, but unlikely; and he would like to avoid polemic about the origins of the European languages. :uhhuh:

 

[kami]

Evan agrees that controversy should be avoided but will now look suspicously at any greeks saying opa

 

[Crazy Horse]

Evan agrees that controversy should be avoided but will now look suspicously at any greeks saying opa

Diana finds this extremely humourous

 

[kami]

Everything about Evan is humourous, unfortunately this includes his CV but one can't win everything.

 

[Crazy Horse]

Everything about Evan is humourous, unfortunately this includes his CV but one can't win everything.

CV?? Diana wishes Evan to elaborate.

 

[kami]

CV?? Diana wishes Evan to elaborate.

A CV is your Curriculim Vitae that you show to a potential employer to convince them your the person for the job. As a result of Evan's perhaps slightly esoteric education they usually fill job interviews with awkward silence.

 

[Crazy Horse]

.....................

 

[kami]

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?????????????

 

[goldendawn]

Marcus is interested in Evan's esoteric education.

 

[Crazy Horse]

Diana feels for those employers. Wasting there time on Evan. :uhhuh:


DIANA IS JOKING!!!

Advice: Sue the school. Marcus can be your lawyer - he has good language skills.

 

[kami]

Weelll.....
Here goes.
Evan initially got accepted into a selective highschool and attended it but absolutely hated it there and left Evan then switched to a catholic school which was a big mistake as there were completing a completely diff. curriculim so Evan had to try very hard to catch up(he still topped ancient history with a project on greece ) meanwhile a boy at that school a year above thought it amusing to attempt to throw bottles full of sand and urine. So this being near the end of year 7 Evan due to compounding personal and medical issues (which he will not discuss on a public forum) and the bad social conditions Evan dropped out of school completely till 03 when he did the CGVE at TAFE then prelim/HSC at the TAFE's school. So when you tell a potential employer that you chose to leave a selective they look at you funny but when you tell an employer that you *chose* to go to TAFE they think you should be commited.

 

[Crazy Horse]

OH MAN - dat is so unfortunate!! I hate it when kids tease other kids .

 

[goldendawn]

Marcus sympathises with Evan. Marcus went on home schooling for two years in primary, because he couldn't cope with the bullying. He went on to high school for the first three years, but was then accelerated into Year 11.
Marcus education has also been somewhat "esoteric".

 

[kami]

Evan could have coped with the bullying he supposes but not in a strict catholic environment and not when all the other crap occured either. One of the key problems Evan had with his education was despite the fact he had done most of year 7, normal schools were intent on having Evan completing "Life Skills" rather than year 9 or 10 in 03 so Evan said screw that went to TAFE and got an award for his high standard of performance in CGVE and competing successfully and often beating the older kids in HSC stuff last year( 2nd in Bio & 4th in Eng Adv, Yeah!) and now Evan's doing both of the 4 unit subs Hah!