Important - Please Read (3 Viewers)

[kami]

Justin is aware that he is special, but still doesn't know where the vampiric elephants got their vampiricness from.

The Elephants wore signs on their rears saying bite me and Justin simply couldn't resist, therefore vampire elephants

 

[jhakka]

Justin doesn't believe Evan, as Evan is not an expert on vampiric elephants and their history. Justin is, since he made them up.

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn would write it for Justin... but she is afraid that if she did that, the vampiric elephants will chase her even into her dreams

 

[jhakka]

Lynn, like Evan, would not know where to begin, as she does not know the facts about vampiric elephants.

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn is miffed off that her posts seem to be really slow today. She does however, have to agree that Justin is THE vampiric elephant expert.

 

[jhakka]

Justin is glad that his ability to make up facts is appreciated by someone.

 

[kami]

Lynn, like Evan, would not know where to begin, as she does not know the facts about vampiric elephants.

Evan thinks Justin has too many emotional problems due to what occured with the elephants, who wouldn't after biting an elephant on the rear in the midst of its bowel movement. Therefore Evan thinks Lynn and Evan should co-write the epic of the elephants due to their objectivity

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn is not very good with co-writing something unless the other person is willing to make her breakfast each morning and bring her fresh orange juice on an hourly basis. Oh, and giving her $$$ for the times when she needs retail therapy to combat burnout...

 

[jhakka]

Justin thinks Evan should not assume he knows everything about vampiric elephants when he quite obviously doesn't.

 

[kami]

Lynn is not very good with co-writing something unless the other person is willing to make her breakfast each morning and bring her fresh orange juice on an hourly basis. Oh, and giving her $$$ for the times when she needs retail therapy to combat burnout...

Evan will then be lynn's houseslave for a month

 

[Crazy Horse]

Justin could ask Diana that same question.

Diana is home tonight because she has had a long tiring day. She found furniture for her room and she loves it!! Now she gets to go shopping for lamps, candles and all the other exciting little things that her bedroom needs!!

 

[jhakka]

Justin is also exhausted. He hasn't had a good sleep for ages.

 

[glitterfairy]

Diana is home tonight because she has had a long tiring day. She found furniture for her room and she loves it!! Now she gets to go shopping for lamps, candles and all the other exciting little things that her bedroom needs!!

Lynn would also like furniture to just "appear" in her room too. Where does she sign up?

 

[jhakka]

Lynn would also like furniture to just "appear" in her room too. Where does she sign up?

Justin calculates the odds of that happening to be NOT LIKELY.

 

[kami]

Evan recomputes that with his super duper brain and says that it is a law of physics that states furniture must gravitate towards Lynn's room

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn calculates the odds of her throwing something at Justin next time she sees him to be quite likely.

 

[jhakka]

Lynn calculates the odds of her throwing something at Justin next time she sees him to be quite likely.

Justin states that the odds of that throw being accurate are less likely.

 

[kami]

Evan calculates the odds of the afore-mentioned projectile of being very pointy stilettos and finds the odds VERY VERY HIGH!

 

[jhakka]

Justin calculates the odds of Evan being wrong to be exactly 1.

 

[kami]

Evan uses the mysterious powers of the binomial theorem to cause Justin to be teleported into the world of a mills and boons novel