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[monique66]

Monique awakens from her drunken slumber. She's a not happy Jan. She takes control over the ship and redirects it back to the centre of the earth while Evan is drugged by Tez's clag.

 

[illodous]

Tmat takes the controls from Meoniq

 

[tez0r]

tez's homosexual impulses are quickly repressed, and are thrown back into the closet. ZORTE! tez thinks that matt's alias is too long to make words out of, he is disappointed.

 

[monique66]

Tmat takes the controls from Meoniq

Matt is bad at Anograms and spells Monique's name worse than she does!

 

[illodous]

Matt is bad at Anograms and spells Monique's name worse than she does!

Matt is happy to note that Monique doesn't know how to spell her own name... in secret, her name is actually spelled .. M---o----n---

B.. BYE!

*dashes off*

 

[kami]

Evan rises again to take control of the ship and uses his new powers to give everyone visions of 40 year reruns from the no frills brand of the adult channel to paralyse them giving him the opportunity to take over the ship unhindered. MWAHAHA!

 

[illodous]

Evan rises again to take control of the ship and uses his new powers to give everyone visions of 40 year reruns from the no frills brand of the adult channel to paralyse them giving him the opportunity to take over the ship unhindered. MWAHAHA!

OMG! Matt covers his innocent beady little eyes.

 

[monique66]

Monique is interested, what is this 'adult channel'?

Narration: Meanwhile Evan (the evil usurper) is unhindered in his plans for *cough* going to Evan land...where he will meet himself many a times over. Now that's a scary though :S

 

[tez0r]

o great, generic, tasteless, cheaper pr0n...just what this world needs evan...thanks a lot

 

[illodous]

Monique is interested, what is this 'adult channel'?



Narration: Meanwhile Evan (the evil usurper) is unhindered in his plans for *cough* going to Evan land...where he will meet himself many a times over. Now that's a scary though :S

Matt reports live from the battlescene:
"There is wanton and graphic ... *static noise*.. can't see much but.. oooh! *static* two dollars on the floor.. going to buy a ... *cuts out*

Welcome to Evanland, where you will neva want to leave

 

[tez0r]

Evanland, like north korea....except with monkeys and banana hammocks

 

[illodous]

Evanland, like north korea....except with monkeys and banana hammocks

Banana hammocks? Matt remembers in his day, it was Polishman leg hair...

 

[kami]

Evan says that Evan land can be parralelled to the greek Elysium as a land of wonder where everyone is an Adonis(because they're an Evan).
Evan would just like to note that he has now officially got more post in IPR than Justin! w00t!

 

[tez0r]

Tez wonders if we should all hail evan as the new god of IPR....This thought brings about furhter thoughts of killing evan and replacing him

 

[illodous]

Tez wonders if we should all hail evan as the new god of IPR....This thought brings about furhter thoughts of killing evan and replacing him

Matt visualises a bloody coup d'etat... if only I were Higgs

 

[kami]

Tez wonders if we should all hail evan as the new god of IPR....This thought brings about furhter thoughts of killing evan and replacing him

Evan thinks Tez is trying to be the new Puckerridge...how dare Tez be Puckerridge!

 

[Sweets]

Sweets, is really beginning to worry about the mental state of her fellow EE2er's if she wasn't before

 

[monique66]

Monique doesn't worry about the mental state of IPRers...its such a wild party in here!
She suddenly feels like giving everyone a hug
*free hugs*

 

[kami]

*hugs everyone too!* feel the lurve!

 

[illodous]

Sweets, is really beginning to worry about the mental state of her fellow EE2er's if she wasn't before

Matt wishes to proclaim that EE2 IPR are a bunch of handselected psychotic tormented souls with a yearning to rant and rave day in and day out until the sun falls .. or Higgs returns