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[monique66]

Matt offers Monolicious some listerine.. there there, your breath isn't *that* bad

*cries*
You're all so mean!

 

[kami]

we are
Tez, why did you not infrom Monique of this?
Where was she at the time?

Evan suspects Monique was in Hell at the time so this means Tez now has a greencard for Hell...

 

[monique66]

tez believes that monique may have been under the influence of strong sedatives during the ceremony, such as cough syrup

Ah...her one weakness! Her Accelies heel!

 

[illodous]

*cries*
You're all so mean!

Never fear, for Matt believes that Mother Duck is near!

 

[monique66]

Evan suspects Monique was in Hell at the time so this means Tez now has a greencard for Hell...

nah, Monique only distributes red cards
Does Evan want one of these?

 

[tez0r]

tez will cry if monique mentions "achilles" or "troy" or "brad pitt" or "letdown" one more time

 

[kami]

nah, Monique only distributes red cards
Does Evan want one of these?

Evan says that he can't believe Monique is so cheap! Trying to buy her way with red cards!

 

[illodous]

tez will cry if monique mentions "achilles" or "troy" or "brad pitt" or "letdown" one more time

Matt says that tez has nothing to fear, for Brad Pitt and let down are synonymous with each other.

 

[glitterfairy]

Never fear, for Matt believes that Mother Duck is near!

Indeed she is.

Lynn takes Monique under her wing, and promises to teach her how to bust an ipr boy's ego if he crosses the line. That being said, Katie and Susan are very good at this sort of thing, so Monique should have a chat to them next time they are around... Lynn is too much of a softie most of the time to bitchslap when neccessary.

 

[monique66]

tez will cry if monique mentions "achilles" or "troy" or "brad pitt" or "letdown" one more time

Monique infroms Tez that she only mentioned one of the above, but anyway
Just to annoy Tez she will say 'brad pitt'

 

[illodous]

Indeed she is.

Lynn takes Monique under her wing, and promises to teach her how to bust an ipr boy's ego if he crosses the line. That being said, Katie and Susan are very good at this sort of thing, so Monique should have a chat to them next time they are around... Lynn is too much of a softie most of the time to bitchslap when neccessary.

Matt gently strokes his ego, damaged from Lynn's earlier damaging assault
EDIT: (she ain't kiddin')

 

[monique66]

Indeed she is.

Lynn takes Monique under her wing, and promises to teach her how to bust an ipr boy's ego if he crosses the line. That being said, Katie and Susan are very good at this sort of thing, so Monique should have a chat to them next time they are around... Lynn is too much of a softie most of the time to bitchslap when neccessary.

owww....shucks...thanks Lynny!
There are too many boys on this thread!

 

[illodous]

owww....shucks...thanks Lynny!
There are too many boys on this thread!

Matt wonders.. when did "it" ever say "it" was a male?

 

[monique66]

Matt wonders.. when did "it" ever say "it" was a male?

Monique now questions Matts gender (or lackthereof)

 

[glitterfairy]

owww....shucks...thanks Lynny!
There are too many boys on this thread!

Lynn starts off by beginning to argue that there are a lot of IPR females, but then realises that of all of them, she is probably the only one to have no life and thus spend way too much time on the internet. Most of the guys (Evan Justin Marcus Matt and now, Tez- hey, alphabetically arranged!) are pretty regular posters.

Monique and Lynn can help keep each other sane.

 

[tez0r]

Tez cries after monique's mentioning of brad pitt, and agrees this forum lacks lady people things. He suggests angelina jolie, which he then associates with brad pitt once again, and begins to cry all over again

 

[monique66]

Lynn starts off by beginning to argue that there are a lot of IPR females, but then realises that of all of them, she is probably the only one to have no life and thus spend way too much time on the internet. Most of the guys (Evan Justin Marcus Matt and now, Tez- hey, alphabetically arranged!) are pretty regular posters.

Monique and Lynn can help keep each other sane.

Sadly, Lynn will have to do all the sanity talking
Monique strayed from that path many years ago

 

[illodous]

Lynn starts off by beginning to argue that there are a lot of IPR females, but then realises that of all of them, she is probably the only one to have no life and thus spend way too much time on the internet. Most of the guys (Evan Justin Marcus Matt and now, Tez- hey, alphabetically arranged!) are pretty regular posters.

Monique and Lynn can help keep each other sane.

Mother duck has converted us into zombies of BOS :|

 

[glitterfairy]

Tez cries after monique's mentioning of brad pitt, and agrees this forum lacks lady people things. He suggests angelina jolie, which he then associates with brad pitt once again, and begins to cry all over again

Lady people things? Come again?

 

[illodous]

Lady people things? Come again?

Cleavage, dear