Important - Please Read (5 Viewers)

[jhakka]

As Justin is the most important here at this point in time, he thinks that Evan should at least humour the rest of the I-PR crew and show some signs of respect to those who have been here longer than him.

 

[kami]

Evan is to exhausted to humour Justin as his adoptive children in the HSC at TAFE thread have drained him of information and focus

 

[hotcocoababe]

Amber applauds Evan's resilience in light of the bizarre and strangely phallic welcome he seems to have recieved so far from the I-PR senior members. Evan may even be a duck, ponders Amber. Ducks are also resilient.

Hmm.

Amber also adds that Alan may want to remove his speedos as he needs to come to terms with the fact that he is NOT, in fact, a size 6 and that tiny speedos are making him ill (they are cutting off the blood circulation to his.... equipment.)

 

[goldendawn]

Evan also inquires if Marcus attempted Philosophy Distinction as his his syntax is quite peculiar.

Marcus would have taken the course if his school offered it. He prefers to say that his syntax is "creative" - 'Hehe'.

 

[hotcocoababe]

Amber fully supports any deckslapping that occurs in this thread (especially that which is unleashed upon n00bs)

 

[kami]

Evan simply sniffs and crosses Amber off the non-phallic list

 

[goldendawn]

Marcus tells Amber that there are ducks at the park.

 

[jhakka]

Justin deckslaps Evan just to show that he's still superior.

 

[goldendawn]

Marcus mounts a chair to show that he is superior.

 

[kami]

In response Evan unleashes the light-saber weilding Care Bear Jedi strike force
"Attack my pets. Attack!"

And Evan also thinks that perchance Marcus may have selected a slightly better term than "mount" given the phallic nature of this forum.

 

[jhakka]

Justin says "Oh shit" and hides under the bed... just to show that he's superior.

 

[goldendawn]

And Evan also thinks that perchance Marcus may have selected a slightly better term than "mount" given the phallic nature of this forum.

Marcus suggests that connotation is a powerful force.

 

[hotcocoababe]

Amber loves you all - in a completely non-phallic-ally oriented way.....

and says goodnight

 

[goldendawn]

Goodnight ambient Ambie!
Sleep well.

 

[kami]

Evan queries if he is the only non 04er to attempt to infiltrate the secret society of IPR and lived to tell the tale
Evan also feels slightly disconcerted by hotcocoa babes name as she is the only person aside from his budgie to employ it. From this he asks if Amber has any psychic connections with his budgie

 

[ujuphleg]

Evan bows down to mother-goddess susan's authority but states that he reserves the right to attack Alan with pepperoni when the situation calls upon it. He also states that if susan is truly a goddess then she should know Evan has already sat the HSC for a couple of subjects so does not need to kowtow to any 04er's

Evan also inquires if Marcus attempted Philosophy Distinction as his his syntax is quite peculiar.

Evan is still an 05er. Susan too, completed a few subjects ahead of the Class of 2004, but is a proud member of them nonetheless.

Susan thinks Ambers duck idea is an excellent one. Seeing as Lynn, Marcus and Susan spent a lot of time with the ducks at the Botanic Gardens it seems fair that we need a duck mascot and Evan seems perfectly placed to be that.

Therefore, Susan proclaims Evan to be the Official I-PR Duck.

(he may choose to be a waterhen if he wants - those were cute~!)

 

[super katie]

Katie skimmed through the various pages that accumulated in the few days she was away and wonders what the hell was going on. She declares that no 05er will ever be superior to her as she is wearing polka dotted pjamas and is therefore up here *raises hand high above her head* while everyone else remains down here *lowers other hand to her ankles* She is also upset at her thwarted attempts to meet Amber although she now knows exactly where Amber works, and has been to that particular maccas many many times over the past few years. Katie resolves to persevere and stalk Amber the next time she is down the south coast!

and Katie was not aware that rocks swam naked...

 

[kami]

Evan is still an 04er.

YaY. Does this mean that Evan is an official member since the goddess susan proclaimed him an 04er. And does this mean that Evan is now superior to katie?

 

[goldendawn]

Membership to I-PR is spiritual, and it is not defined by graduation year alone.

 

[kami]

Evan accepts the post of official IPR assorted waterfowl on one condition - that someone accepts a position as the IPR quail