Important - Please Read (2 Viewers)

[tez0r]

Tez is reminded of the slime from goosebumps, and informs monique he prefered to play with action figures in his childhood. Ahhh happier times.

 

[monique66]

Monique tells Murf to quit peeing on her matt! It was expensive
And Monique never liked barbies, she was always a cardborad box kinda girl

 

[tez0r]

Tez wasn't fond of carboard boxes, they made him feel claustrophobic, as well as like a hobo. Tez also believes that doormats have no function at all, aside from be doormats.

 

[jhakka]

actually the first sign of insanity is answering you own questions.

Isn't that right tez.
it sure is!

Actually, contrary to popular belief, the first sign of madness is when you unconsciously colour-coordinate your underwear and your shirt.

 

[monique66]

Actually, contrary to popular belief, the first sign of madness is when you unconsciously colour-coordinate your underwear and your shirt.

so if it consious does that count?

 

[illodous]

Matt gives Monique a bigggg sloppy liver kiss

*tries not to forget tez and gives him a biggg fat kidney hug*

 

[monique66]

Ewww...Monique would appreciate it if Matt refrained from such acts of 'affection' in the future

 

[illodous]

Matt says it is better than the complimentary fish-head milkshake haha

 

[jhakka]

so if it consious does that count?

No, because they're doing it for image, and that's not cool.

 

[monique66]

Monique anal retentive? Never!
*carefully arranges bookshelf and opens Matt's mouth to brush his teeth*
We don't want bad breathe now do we

 

[tez0r]

Tez tries to ignore the awkward homosexual moment which might occured with Matt. To affirm his 'straightness' he gives monique a hug. Feeling better, Tez says that Justin's comment was very interesting, and checks whether or not he colour coordinated his underwear with his clothes.

 

[monique66]

No, because they're doing it for image, and that's not cool.

*quickly changes her shirt*
Monique is way cool

 

[illodous]

Matt says that nobody should check the colour coordination of his underwear.. they will either die of fumigation or soon realise that both his clothes and underwear are brown

*hands Listerine to Monique* Tez and Matt will benefit greatly from a liberal application

 

[monique66]

Matt says that nobody should check the colour coordination of his underwear.. they will either die of fumigation or soon realise that both his clothes and underwear are brown

*hands Listerine to Monique* Tez and Matt will benefit greatly from a liberal application

*Takes out dental tools and chainsaw* Monique asks Matt if that was a cavity she saw just now?

 

[tez0r]

Tez, who enjoys playing dentist/murderer, holds matt down whilst monique does her thang.

 

[illodous]

Matt advises that there is a much larger cavity inside his head where a great void exists. He traded his brain for pink ugg boots.

 

[monique66]

Monique thinks that torturing Matt will now prove fruitless, instead she invites Tez to come on an adventure with her to the insides of the unknown cavity in MAtt's head.

 

[illodous]

Monique thinks that torturing Matt will now prove fruitless, instead she invites Tez to come on an adventure with her to the insides of the unknown cavity in MAtt's head.

Matt cues the cheesy melodramatic music from The Bold and the Beautiful.

 

[tez0r]

Tez jumps about excitely. Can we take a spaceship with missiles? he asks. He quickly puts on his space helmet and straps in for the ride/

 

[illodous]

Matt the captain says, "All aboard the flight to the abyssal reaches of Matt's brain. We will take a slight detour to observe the diminished right lobe, pit stop at the non-existent cerebral cortex and land somewhere in the middle of nowhere"

Matt jumps for joy. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Inside my head!