ITT we recite Flight of the Conchords quotes (1 Viewer)

[x.christina]

Jemaine, did you call Jim a dick?

 

[Absolutezero]

lol @ Thread.

'Sometimes my lyrics are sexist,
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know
I'm trying to correct this'

 

[SDES]

...next to meeeeeeeeeeeee, he-hee-he-hee-heeee.... My place is usually tidier than this.

Yeah, I can only remember lyrics.

 

[Absolutezero]

Hey man, I just wanted some muesli.

 

[Phoenix Fury]

I mean it was nice to meet you that time that I met you.

 

[Absolutezero]

The distant future, the year 2000.

Affirmative.

 

[x.christina]

"hey bret i feel as though you're my brother, and jemaine, you're like our dad!"

"go to sleep murray"

i think i can recite this show word for word haha

 

[Absolutezero]

I've still got to get around to buying the seasons.

 

[x.christina]

your beard is good

 

[scarybunny]

I remove my clothes very clumsily
Tripping sensuously over my pants

 

[x.christina]

and now im naked
except for my socks
and you know when im down to just my socks
what time it is

 

[scarybunny]

it's time for business
that's why they're called business socks

OOH

 

[x.christina]

"The New Zealand Consulate newsletter came out today..."
"Oh, who cares"

lol i love jemaine

 

[boganxcore]

'why would we need two cups'
'so i can have a cup of tea at the same time as you'
'brett do you even pay any attention to the cup roster?'

 

[Absolutezero]

'She's so hot, she's making me sexist- bitch.'

lol @ Brett

 

[boganxcore]

'fill out this.. put how many biscuits you want, your name, bring some id'

 

[GUSSSSSSSSSSSSS]

TBH i cant remember the quote too well but:

Murray: Jermaine?
Jermaine: present
Murray: Brett?
.....
Murray: Brett?
Bret: not present'

and all the ensuing convo LOL

 

[GUSSSSSSSSSSSSS]

'fill out this.. put how many biscuits you want, your name, bring some id'

FAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Murray: Alrite here are your biscuits
Jermaine: i didnt get any, it says my application was filled out incorrectly
Murray: wat did you put as ur reason for the biscuits?
Jermaine: N/A

and once again, the ensuing convo after hahahahahaha makes me lol

 

[boganxcore]

all the ladies are checking out my sugar lumps


i know how jermaine feels, happens all the time

 

[scarybunny]

tooo many dicks on the dancefloor