Kissing a girl (2 Viewers)

[Riproot]

point was that kiss was the first time i'd ever been kissed on the cheek by a girl


First time problems.

I think I was 2 when the first girl kissed me on the cheek. lol

I remember the first time a girl hugged me


It was Year 8, and this moderately attractive blonde class mate of mine ran up to me and gave me a hug for some reason I forgot

And I stood there in silence with no idea what to do or say


but now, due to constant practice and a little more experience, i can pull off 95% of hugs without awkwardness - though sometimes i put on awkwardness so it's not like "am i actually hugging shadowdude? or someone that looks like him"

hahahahaahahahshahaahdanhafvofja

 

[moll.]

I got married when I was 6 years old. Ah Olivia, my first true love.

 

[Shadowdude]

hahahahaahahahshahaahdanhafvofja

point is

even though all her friends hated me and i talked to none of them, one of the hottest girls in the group still hugged me

and later on, one of them would stay with me for over an hour under an umbrella in the rain - which is perhaps the most romantic moment of my life so far


which kind of ended badly because i dun goofed so bad because at the end, i think she expected to be asked out - but i insulted her instead



You live.

You learn.

 

[Riproot]

I got married when I was 6 years old. Ah Olivia, my first true love.

I got fake married in year 1 too! OMG
But I was 5 and her name was Ashleigh, and then we hated each other, and then Alison wanted to fake marry me in year two but her ex boyfriend Jordan wasn't very happy about that.
WHAT WAS MY FIRST PRIMARY SCHOOL?!

point is

even though all her friends hated me and i talked to none of them, one of the hottest girls in the group still hugged me

and later on, one of them would stay with me for over an hour under an umbrella in the rain - which is perhaps the most romantic moment of my life so far


which kind of ended badly because i dun goofed so bad because at the end, i think she expected to be asked out - but i insulted her instead



You live.

You learn.

she probably actually didn't though.

 

[Shadowdude]

after the end of the event, she was following me around

and i said the sentence that probably condemned me to 5eva aloneness: "oh thank god that's over, i had to stand with her for an hour" to a friend, while pointing with my thumb to her


but when i looked around after that, she had left



Great move, Shadowdude. Great move.



On the plus side, I'll never do something as stupid as that again.

Who knows, if I hadn't said that - I could've possibly been celebrating four years with this girl a couple of months ago

*sigh*

 

[Riproot]

ha

 

[effylove]

ha

 

[SnowFox]

ha

ha

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[Capt Rifle]

lol

 

[Dedication_]

just suck her tits

I think I just fell in love with you.