knocked up stories. (1 Viewer)

[Slatteryexpress]

Thats fucked, i thought you were all azns who had no lives, studied for 5 hours everyday and won mdeals for your piano performances.

 

[Enteebee]

Thats fucked, i thought you were all azns who had no lives, studied for 5 hours everyday and won mdeals for your piano performances.

Asians have shitloads of kids, how do you think that happens man?

 

[Azamakumar]

Asians have shitloads of kids, how do you think that happens man?

I was reading up on the one child policy. You're allowed to 'try again' (lulz computrar game stylez) if your first kid is a chick. Tough break huh?

 

[hiphophooray123]

my eldest sister has been pregnant twice, both miscarriages.

 

[pattii]

she had sex, she got pregnant, then had the baby

 

[Born2baplacebo]

how could u pattii? now ashton's going to have the shits.

 

[carreau]

3 stories..

My mate at school knocked a girl up, he became a dad a few months ago.

My friend's brother knocked up some girl when he was 18, he's now a dad too.

My mate was at his parent/teacher interviews many years ago in year 8 I think, and him and his mum were talking to our year coordinator. At the end of the interview my mate's mum says, "Congratulations on the baby." Bad idea, our year coordinator just had a pot belly.. Can you say awkward?