Naughtiest place you've done the deed... (1 Viewer)

[yeders]

the grossest school sotry i have is this chick caught two chicks from the special IM retard unit class fingering each other hahaha every1 vomited when they heard bout that

mmmm gross

 

[yeders]

hahahah oh dear
i don't know if he's mentioned it already

but a friend of mine was in the middle of an exam at his all-boys catholic school.. when his friend leaned over, and whispers (extremely loudly)

"mate?"

"yeah?"

"i've got an erection."

o________________O

meanwhile, the teacher at the front of the room looks up and says "i surely hope not..."

ROFL

lol thats crazy, that kinda thing happened in my english class once lol

 

[ogmzergrush]

also with my mum outside my room vacuumin

That might look a little less suspect if you change 'with my mum' to 'while my mum was'. I read it once and was a bit shocked, then read over it again and realised that you hadn't in fact had sex with your mother

 

[yeders]

That might look a little less suspect if you change 'with my mum' to 'while my mum was'. I read it once and was a bit shocked, then read over it again and realised that you hadn't in fact had sex with your mother

changed..thanks

 

[alby]

"Oh, I just had a wank."
...
At the end of that class his cum was dripping down his leg!

1 word for that........GROSE!!!

 

[breaking]

the grossest school sotry i have is this chick caught two chicks from the special IM retard unit class fingering each other hahaha every1 vomited when they heard bout that

that's some dirty shit!!!!!

one of the down syndrome "chicks" from my old school never closed her legs when she sat down, fuckin nasty shit!!!

 

[thejosiekiller]

jesus i didnt realise they were horney lil fuckers- now whenever i see them smile, i wont be able to look at them

 

[Kronkite]

Breaking- were there any real lesos at ur school???

 

[breaking]

jesus i didnt realise they were horney lil fuckers- now whenever i see them smile, i wont be able to look at them

lol you'd better believe it!!!!
she was obsessed with one of my mates, we all gave him shit about it, non stop for the whole of year 12. even went as far as to invite him to a "sleepover" at her house!!!!

Breaking- were there any real lesos at ur school???

nah mate not that i know of. there was however the mandatory "guy with no friends who was rumored to be gay". i felt sorry for him

 

[Kronkite]

that was a serious question...

 

[breaking]

yes i know. and that's why i said "nah mate not that i know of"

 

[Kronkite]

but excluding haircuts, physical appearance etc can u really tell?

 

[breaking]

iunno......

 

[seeka_train]

i don't think u can tell who is a lesso just by looking at them can u?

How do u all distinguish if they are or not? And even if u do suspect, do u do anything about it?

 

[azzie]

u cant tell a girls sexuality by what she looks like! there are plenty of girls who are tomboys and are very straight.
just like guys who dress well aren't necessarily gay

schmeh

 

[django_]

u can normally pick out butch lesos...well u think theyre lesbian, maybe theyre not lol btu they look like it...specially wen theyre holding naother chicks hand.....*shudders*

 

[ogmzergrush]

How do u all distinguish if they are or not? And even if u do suspect, do u do anything about it?

And another burning question, who gives a fuck if they are anyway?

It's not like you've spotted Osama Bin Laden himself or anything, they're just people doing their thing. There's no prize of 'spotting' lesbians, or gay guys for that matter

 

[azzie]

true.....

where are the superhot lesbians my guy mates say they drool over?

or is that just a magazine/porno thing that doesnt exist in real life?

django do you have something against all lesbians or just the ones u dont like the look of..?

 

[yeders]

mmm my friend is comming out as Bi...but i wud never of been able to pick it...i think its heaps mad ..lol

 

[django_]

azzie - just the ones i dont like the look of lol like totaally butch lesos...short hair, dressing and walking like a guy. its a bit much.. but yeh other than that gays & lesbians r fine