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wendus

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sam 04u: COMMUNIST.

sam04u said:
You're right. Lets cover ourselves in glitter, wear panty hose, and listen to George Michael.
and what about some stilettos? they'd make your legs look hotter.
 

housah0lic

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aww i want to be used a pick-up line on lol [if that makes sense]


once this philo guy worker goes did me.. "did you fall from heaven my angel?"

i burst out laughing (not in his face - i turned around lol i felt horrible)
but it was so funny cos he had the accent and everything
 

jasonml

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I'm bigger than the titanic - and only 200 women went down on the titanic!
 

barros667

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naruto4life said:
you're all gay little bitches :L
who do not know how to pick up females in a correct manner.:mad1:
If you do want to learn the correct way of the pedobear guy, please visit my web page on www.pedobear.com :)

And besides; all the victims would come to me, since i can run like a PEDOBEAR >=]
If they're in any sort of trouble, I can run away with them >:]

So technically, I, THE NINJA PEDOBEAR GUY, does not NEED these immature, stupid , pick-up lines >:]

anyways, please visit my CP page whenever you are free ^^

I am a gangster pedobear guy that can run like a ninja ; with my hands behind me when i run :]

now thats what i call phat!
 

cattyxxx

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hmmm... wow your pants are really shiney! i can practically see myslef in them!
 

OneGoodReason

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If i flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

If i told you i liked your body, would you hold it against me?
 

latvia

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Just say "You are beautiful" to a mediocre-looking (in conventional terms) girl. She will be very touched, because she hasn't heard that a lot.
 

Darcy111

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have you got a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants :)
 

lyounamu

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Cyborgsanta said:
I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder i get.
Doesn't make sense. The more you play, the easier it gets because you adapt yourself to the game.
 

lyounamu

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OneGoodReason said:
If i flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

If i told you i liked your body, would you hold it against me?
That's the best line I have heard on this thread.
 

moll.

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"if you were a burger at macdonalds, i'd name you mcbeautiful."
 

jessi90

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lyounamu said:
Doesn't make sense. The more you play, the easier it gets because you adapt yourself to the game.

it does make sense - not "harder" because it's more difficult
 

n3rd&proudofit

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well here's one NOT to use...
is your dad a mechanic 'cause you're a machine?
teehee
 

jemsta

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If i wasnt gay, you'll be soo mine.
That surprisingly works.
 

Hagaren

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I'm going outside to make out, you wanna join.

I wanna be on you.

Fuck me if i'm wrong, but have we met before.

Hey lady wanna go halves in a bastard child.

My penis died mind if I bury it in your vagina

Close your eyes & open your mouth.

I may not have gotten your virginity but can i atleast have the box it came in.
 

Epistemophobia

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Just walk up to her and say "does this smell like chloroform to you?"
 

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