pick up line (1 Viewer)

[rawker]

But when would you use it!?

By saying you are nice on the inside it would suggest they were saying something bad about the outside of you - why would you want to sleep with someone who just insulted you.

Unless they said you looked nice or something - then you said, well I'm also a nice girl on the inside etc etc.

 

[mr_brightside]

i'm so using it

if only I hadnt seen that post

 

[Emanuel25]

how about 'ur one tall drink of water....and im THIRSTY'. No not really, fat chance

 

[zeladoni]

Hahaha

Is that a ladder up your skirt, or a stairway to Heaven?

AND

Im like a Rubix Cube, the harder you play, the harder I get

 

[Emanuel25]

f**k me if im wrong, but is ur name George

 

[jdrockefeller]

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[Emanuel25]

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Enoch]

^ thats sorta getting old here btw...

 

[Emanuel25]

party pooper

 

[Enoch]

heeeeyyyyy i LOOVE parties....just look at my sig...

 

[= Jennifer =]

i have my library card, mind if i check you out

i know someone who used that line

 

[Emanuel25]

heeeeyyyyy i LOOVE parties....just look at my sig...

Just a hunch. but are u by any chance a big fan of Family Guy

 

[borkis04]

Smile if you want to sleep with me?

If you were a booger, id pick you.

Am i cute enough yet, or do u need mroe to drink?

Do you work at subway?...beacause your giving me a foot long!

yeh fellas i really dont rely on pick-up lines..haha
too shy to..but yeh use them if you wish i guess..:|

 

[santaslayer]

Pick up lines work if you can make it sound like you're using it just to be funny.

 

[forceblade]

You know what? Whatever you plan to say now, you'll screw it up when you're standing in front of her.

Just say something casual, like "want to come out with me in the holidays?" or "come watch a movie with me?". If she's one of those people that don't realise you're asking her out, then say "I really like you, would you go out with me?". It's not the best line, but it's honest and to-the-point.

yea and there is the fear of getting rejected and the girl laughing at u
just slip them a note with nice things on it, that way if u get rejected you dont have to face them lol

 

[Enoch]

Just a hunch. but are u by any chance a big fan of Family Guy

hahah..yeah..i think there are enuff clues for jsut a hunch..



and with pickup lines why dont u just join like 2 together..twice the effect


do u have a bandaid? cos ur dads a theif.

 

[yabby]

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

BAHAHA thast a good one! Rohypnol works just as good

anyways in all seriousness, be a punter!, dont miss your chance and regret it later on!

I said "hey im thirsty, im gonna get a drink of water from the canteen" She says "okay have fun"

Oh but dont pull off something stupid. Bet positive would of been walking off going "WATER!! WTF WAS I DOING, MAN IM A DOUCHE BAG"

 

[GaDaMIt]

"If you were a door i'd bang you all night"