i think thats really funny u guys wanna come here, but anyway i'll give u some advice from a port macquarian.
The Macquarie is the best place in port to go to, no entry fee, ppl are really cool n nice n lots of locals. on thursday nights the have jam sessions, and karaoke on monday or sunday, somthing like that. theres pokies, 2 bars and dancing. with dj n shit
Roxys, (aka poxys) is down the street, make sure u stop off n get urself a Kabab to fully experience the night life of port! $5 entry, lots of locals again, its got pool tables, dance floor, sittin room. mid week live bands play n yeah its probably the better of the niteclubs.
Downunder.... well what can i say about downunder. i guess the best way to depict it is just by looking at the staff that work there, older than most, a little dodgy and not so much of the beautiful ppl. ok, $5 entry, relaxed, an older crowd i guess, n for all u ladies out there, 40+ men who will wanna buy u a drink.... ew
so i recomend The macquarie, its fun, cool with lots of good times n good ppl.